Drop bars, then hop past hot cars, It's a stop start race to the top stars.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Oct 8, 2009.

  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    So yeh, just drop some bars if you're bored.

    I'm my own worst enemy, Making my life hard untill the church bury me,
    I flow heavilly, like a waterfall I'll take you down eventually,
    You'll be nothing but a memory, or a lack of one,
    I'll ask your son, who's your dad and he'll say, "I don't know, I never had a dad and a mum, just the latter one"
     
  2. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens
    Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
    The state of the condition insults my intuitions
    And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
    Everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you.
    As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
    If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
    I'm the Scatman.
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    9 to 5, i'm fed up of the rat-race, take a breather, bust a smile & post a pic of of Kyles twatface :)

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  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    That scandidly clad, outlandlishly bad, fucker called Amos,
    Loves me so much that in every thread I get a name drop,
    Clinging on to me constantly like some gay moss,
    Holding his arsehole screaming "HOW DO I MAKE THIS PAIN STOP??"
     
  5. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Pass the parcel, I'm partial to parsley, puff it like Bob Marley
    Charged without charlie, chalk the score up
    Babylon upon us better board the door up
    Dancefloors are torn up we tourin' Europe
    Warlords secure, fuck Tora Bora caves I fornicate with hate
    Make love to the break, each verse a verbal earthquake
     
  6. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
    Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
    All that's missing is the sea,
    But don't worry, you can suntan!

    WERD!
     
  7. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    sorry to interrupt the flo,

    but that peter griffin gif is legendary gloxus maximus.
     
  8. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Thanks Rob. Toilet humour always wins.
     
  9. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    i shoot for the top spot while you act like a hot shot
    eating up the fruit til your eyes look like bloodclots.
    so stay in ya hole, count the days til the penny drops,
    now i'm making grands, ready money, album in the shops.

    you know what i could do this wrap thing :p no problem

    fyi round my neck of the woods we call the old bolivian marching powder "fruit"
     
  10. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM
    THOUGH ITS EASY TO PRETEND, I KNOW YOUR NOT A FOOL,
    SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO CHEAT A FRIEND, WASTED CHANCE THAT I'D BEEN GIVEN
    SO IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, THEY WAY I DANCED WITH YOU........
     
  11. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
    Make it last forever friendship never ends
    If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
    Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
     
  12. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    THEY CALL HIM RASTA-MOP ROY
    ONCE MADE MOP-LOVE TO A BOY
    TORE THIS KIDS ASSHOLE APART
    NOW HE SHITS EVERYTIME HE THINKS HES GONNA FART
    FOR WEEKS THIS BOY HAD TO SAVE
    SAVE FOR THE NEXT BIG RAVE
    STROLLED IN THE RAVE WITH A BIG BAG OF CHARLIE
    SNIFF 1 LINE THEN BLAZED A ZIGGY MARLEY
    5 MINS LATER HES BANGIN ON THE TOILET DOOR
    COULDNT WAIT NO MORE AND SQUEEZED A STEAMER ON THE FLOOR
    SECURITY SMASHED IN SAID "WHATS THIS SHIT?"
    THIS SHITS MY SHIT SAID THE EMBARRASED LOOKIN BOY
    U CAN BLAME THAT RAPIST MOP CALLED RASTA-MOP ROY
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    People going on badman.

    I've been badman fi years.

    My Skinflute large like Chantys Ears.
     
  14. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    moskit got a 5-head
    clash me, u wont survive, DEAD!
    shags foxes in the garden
    look at his cock its a hard'un
    staring at them jewish kids
    waiting for the right time to kidnapp one of them yids
    take him down the dungeon
    show him andys truncheon
     
  15. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    dont fuck with me i only say it once
    if i have to say it again you'll be turned into a dunce
    stabbing chopsticks through your neck make you bleed like a period
    have you crying like a bitch let you know that im serious
    you'll get cut like coke with my hands ill choke
    wire your mouth shut with a bycicle spoke
    you'll disappear like a puff of smoke
    frontin like your loaded when your flat fuckin broke

    your whole game is weak and your feeble give up
    were like a pack of pits and your standing like pups
    we'll be up in your place smoking joints in your face
    smacking your bitches asses yeah we take the fuckin cake

    demonic thoughts flow through me
    its really natural
    to chop your fuckin head off
    and make your death actual factual
    you superficial fuck, dont wanna ruck
    ill tie you to the floor and run you over with my truck
    18 inch rims snap your spine, tape on your mouth i cant hear you whine
    my beats are playing over breaking of your bones
    while im calling all your girls with your mobile phones
     
  16. stevednb

    stevednb I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Hi im steve
    Im sick like Cristopher Reeve

    I like horses.
     
  17. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I'll spit off the top of my head, won't stop till I'm dead or so tired that I drop to my bed,
    I'd jolt from the feds, if I wasn't so fucked up from all the pot in my chest,
    Fuck a money shot, I always cum in pounds and notes,
    Rich in protein, so shake it up and get it down your throat.
     
  18. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    you'll be a corpse in minute for talking to much
    right after i slam your head on the desk and stomp on your crutch
    heres a knife in your spine - 'happy birthday'
    end you cos your nothing but a cunt in the worst way
     
  19. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    the word on the street is that kemzino's goin through chemo,
    and what comes outa his mouth
    is usually aids riddled and unclean yo.
    like the fact ya truck rolls on 18 inch wheels
    and talkin bout takin the cake when your chemo only allows liquified meals.
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    HAI STEVE