DRINK AND POWER TOOLS

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    The left side door on my computer desk has, after many months of decay, finally perished of its only function, with the hinge and screws falling from their place. (BLOODY SHODDY SWEDES)

    Quick drunken thinking saw me scramble in the shed for the Makita drill I have in my arsenal of many rugged, sweat covered tools.

    As quick as a flash i solved the door problem, with some TOP DRAW drill work.

    This door is now textbook.

    Any ladies reading this, feel free to PM me for signed pictures.

    I'm off now to fix the squeak of the toilet door.
     
  2. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    i once killed a turtle with a makita drill.. i didnt really but imagine if i did
     
  3. Game on!

    Game on! New Member

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    Power tools are cool and exciting as are knives but knives are way more dangerouser cuz they are quiet,

    When your say druuuunk or on ket and decide your Bruce Lee n proform your bestest kung-fu moves with a couple of knives..you end up in A&E. Power tools seem just as fun but the noise, vibration, weight of the 'kin drill in your hand (that right then doesn't feel like your hand due to ket), kinda wakes up your often dorment sensible bit of brain matter and you give the accident waiting to happen to the nearest responsible adult.

    Don't play with Knives kids!
     
  4. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    If you play with drills when fucked you'll end up with no doors
     
  5. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    being pissed does make you more good as some things

    once all my mates were down at arcades and only a few of us were drinking so i jumped on this racing game and asked the guy playing next to me if he wanted to race, he said yh so i banged my pound in and said ill pick the track. so we started racing and ive set off quicker than him (this games got a proper car style gearbox) and i managed to merk him whilst i was chatting to one of my mates at the same time. then my mate jumped on and i raced him, some girl comes out of nowhere and starts watchin me and i says 'you orite luv' so she replies 'yh' and after a few minutes starts pressing all the buttons!! so i tell her 'carry on your not gonna make me crash' and she does, im now talking to this girl and racing which ended in me winning again lool.

    i took a proper look at this girl and she was grim, so i just walked off
     
  6. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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  7. hazdaman100

    hazdaman100 Bum 'n Face

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    smooth
     
  8. JJEC

    JJEC Active Member

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    Pointless story is pointless
     
  9. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    anyone that says "more good" like that isn't worth responding to
     
  10. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i didnt have mi cup of tea at the time i wrote it
     
  11. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Brooth or Smool. Take your pick
     
  12. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I say we just use the letters common to both. "oo"
     
  13. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    definitely deserves this.

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