Drawing Cocks On Sleeping Peoples Faces

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    swastika and cocks always works well
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I always carry a permanent marker in my pockets at house parties.

    Trouble is, i've got so many people over the years i can't even close my eyes at a sesh/party lol.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    good place to get em is behind the ears
    they usually dont realise for a good while
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    On the back of the neck too.

    I plastered my mate after he fell asleep before ordering me a 1/2 g.

    He wakes uo to go work, punches me in the stomach, scrubs his face n fucks off.

    Next thing he's on site having a meeting with his boss, goes to leave and his boss says "you got a new tat?"

    Not thinking he just says "no, why?"

    Boss walks closer n goes silent n just gives it "oh..... its not a tat.... somebodys written 1/2 g of sniff in big letters on your neck"

    :rofl:
     
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    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    clocked this on facebooks today.

    [​IMG]
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    How do people not notice :lol:
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    It's all about drawing on your mates face and then moving them, whilst asleep, to underneath a low table, and then giving them a wake up call with an airhorn, so that said subject smashes their head on low table.
     
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    "Does drawing the male anatomy on someones face not constitute assault and provocation? The use of a permanent marker, makes it malice and intent to cause longterm distress."


    what
     
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    added to the to-do list !
     
  11. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    It's not common assault as there's no threat of violence involved.

    I'd go down the graffiti route (seeing as your 'person' belongs to you).. http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1971/48/section/1
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Is that cock cumming blood?
     
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    [​IMG]

    my mate a few month back
     
  14. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    The pic isn't even that bad in the op

    And I got my mate back once, he fell asleep and went to get a taxi at the rank, I had graffiti markers at the time and one was about 10mm thick so I used that to just give him a simple double lined tash. Some strangers offered to share a taxi with him and kept laughing at him and talking about him he said, he fell asleep with it and only discovered it once his mum had pointed it out
     
  15. Moskit

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    I had my mate walking around tesco on a busy saturday for about 30 min with "I LOVE HEROIN" scrawled on his forehead from the night before, loads of sideways looks n he was totally oblivious, i had to keep darting down other isles to crease up cus i couldn't hack it...

    It wasn't until he got to the checkout n some dude cracked up in his face n told him he realised.

    I wish i could've got it on film.