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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Joey AdhD, Jul 6, 2009.

  1. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    this site is funny as fuck, daft replys to adverts, find the best n get em posted....

     
  2. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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  3. OCR

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    classic site man. Many tears have been shed...my favourite

     
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  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty.


    hahaha, classic .. i iz gunna read thru a few and see if i find any
     
  5. safety

    safety double safety

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    i was crying at this one

    Original ad:
    I am looking for help moving on June 23rd into my new apartment. We will need to load everything from my old apartment into a truck, and then drive to my new place and unload it. I have a lot of furniture that is very heavy, as well as a big screen tv that is bulky. We will need to lift a lot of this stuff down three flights of stairs since it won't fit in my elevator. I will pay $25/hr.
    From Mike Anderson to *********@**********.org
    Good afternoon!

    I saw your ad asking for help moving your furniture into your new apartment. I was wondering if you would be interested in hiring my son. I need him to have a job like this so he can feel better about himself. He has been paralyzed from the neck down for five years now. I always encourage him to do normal things like mow the lawn, take out the trash, etc. so he can still feel important even though he does not have the use of his arms or legs. This job would be a huge boost in his self-esteem and with a little help I am sure he can do it. Please consider him!

    Mike

    From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
    Mike,

    I'm sorry, but I don't think this job would be appropriate for your son. A lot of the stuff I need to move is very large and heavy. He sounds like a good kid, but I don't think he would be able to do this. Thanks for the offer, though.

    Jerry

    From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
    Jerry,

    I think you are underestimating my son. He can do anything he puts his mind to. I told him I got him a job and he was so excited. Do I really have to go and tell him that the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people?

    Mike

    From ***********@hotmail.com to Me

    Oh man...

    I don't hate handicapped people. I really just don't see how your son can help, no offense. How can he move anything with his arms and legs? You said he mows the lawn and takes out the trash, how is that even possible?

    I apologize, but next time you shouldn't tell your son you got him a job before making sure it is ok with the employer.

    Jerry

    From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
    Jerry,

    Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you? You never even met my son, and already you are telling me what he can and can't do. He does a great job mowing the lawn. We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around. You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has. It makes him feel normal again.

    I don't have the heart to tell him that he won't be doing this job, so would you be able to come over here and tell him yourself that you hate him and will not hire him? It is the least you could do.

    Mike

    From ***********@hotmail.com to Me

    You've got to be kidding me. This conversation is over.
     
  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    - There is a hornets nest somewhere under the hood. I have no idea where. Occasionally a hornet will blow in through the air conditioning vent, but I will include a fly swatter above the visor.


    teeheeheehee ...

    fuckin hell i need to read thru these, they have cheered me up , as if the poor kid wanted to still buy it after that bloke had said whats wrong with it , and asif the son and the father.. both didnt cotton on to the fact it was a piss take..


    are these real ?


    thats americans for ya , daft as shit (some of them*)
























    * hides from fes and the banning stick of doom
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    this is funny shit, please post more.. ive nearly shat my pants twice
     
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  9. DJ SCUBA

    DJ SCUBA Vinyl Addict

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    Good find Joe, I creased up at this one!

    Seriously though, some people are dumb as...
     
  10. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    haha read through loads of them fuckin hilarious
     
  11. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    German Parrots > Jewish- Quality :D
     
  12. DJ_NoZ

    DJ_NoZ Rum & Ass

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    This site is a fucking goldmine! Haha, 3am is not the time to be finding out about something like this!
     
  13. law_88

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    I found this one fuckin hilarious

     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    hahaha, this site is fucking hilarious.
     
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    Textbook BUTTER

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    post more people please!
     
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    haha this site is class

     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Haha
     
  18. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    This site is quality
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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  20. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Right a bump on this one, jus found some fuckin corkers.