Dont you just wish

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    That all girls were fukin dirtbags!!!

    you know... like Annette Schwartz style dirtbags... get home... your chicks lying on her back on the bed with her head dangled off the side beggin you to fuck her face like a mad man... then after gagging for 10min flat she turns over splits her bum cheeks and tells you to do your worst!!

    dont you just wish....
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    lady on street n freek in bed? definatly.

    wudn't want her whoring around town like most girls at the moment
     
  3. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    yueh.. not a slag.... just a fukin dirtbag in the bedroom.

    I mean... some girls have their moments... i mean i cant complain.... but why cant it just be like that all the time!!?? women just dont understand.
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    why cant we have two. a librarian for outdoors. and a porn star for indoors.

    or maybe 7.
     
  5. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    all girls are dirt bags, just not with you.
     
  6. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    because greed is a sin
     
  7. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    maybe its you rocks that need to be more of a slut. poke sum shit up ur ass or sumthin.
     
  8. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Do your worst Rock
     
  9. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i had a slutty bird for a year... shit gets old tbh, all like 'you want me to put my foot on your head again? cant we just sleep?'
     
  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    We should start a pimping racket, using the forum as a front, get over a 1,000 posts and a secret area becomes available, of prostitutes and drugs and murder, we could rule the internet from there, massive profits.