dont stick your penis in a pipe

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    it could of been him.. he looks about 40
     
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    Win/Win

    Sexual gratification from inanimate object in the workplace, followed by 7 men turning up with hard tools to free your cock.

    I disagree with your advice.
     
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    but what will my weeknends consist of without any penis to pipe interaction!
     
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    sounds like you are talking form experience?
     
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    When I was little, I bore a hole in my Teddy & fucked it.

    I didn't even Cum, nobody caught me & my Penis was unharmed.

    So no.
     
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    my mate once stuck his cock in a hoover and got it stuck lol
     
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    I bet he was shitting his pants!
     
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    it just added to his arousal!
     
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    props to the fireman.... i work with st/st and use grinders everyday at work.... cutting st/st tube lengthways without the blade going inside of the tube or burning his cock would have required a huge amount of skill..... hes lucky his dick aint in two parts

    strange that they cut it out in these situations though... you would have thought theirs something they could take to make the boner go away
     
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    Surely its a pretty obvious thing not to do! Wouldnt be surprised to see all pipes with a 'do not insert penis' sticker on in the near future knowing health and safety these days!
     
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    such as jade goodies corpse?
     
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    I think a picture of Jade Goody alive would have done the job..
     
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    Imagine having a grinder next to me cock would make me go limp pretty quick :D
     
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    or Ann Widdecombe.............

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    quote from The Sun>>>>> "The medics failed because the restricted blood flow had caused the man to become aroused."

    Corgi registered ya think??
     
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