Don't stick an Eel up your mates batty for jokes...

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  1. Moskit

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    that is pretty badman. i wonder if the pussy eels we get in england could eat your bowels?
     
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    thats fuckd, it chomped down hard on his insides...
     
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    I've felt like my bowels were being consumed after a dodgy polystrene cup of Jellied Eels in Southend when I was a strapping young teenager.
     
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    nastyyyyyy

    bet his mates were "gutted"
     
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    eel never forgot that haha
     
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    do you think it ate his g-spot
     
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    Southend generally makes me wish my bowels were being destroyed.

    i feel that would make things more interesting and happy
     
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    Haha!
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    Hahaha I only got it after seeing ur post!
     
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    i bet they wish they just wrote obscenities on his face now..
     
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    if he didnt die i'd bet eel f-eel r-eel sore in the morning

    seriously tho, his m8s sound like right lil jokers..... wonder what crazy shit they do on april fools??
     
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    Poor bastard.

    lol none the less.
     
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    I dont get how they would be able to do this as eels are hard to hold onto at the best of times. They dont stay fucking still and are slimey little fuckers. And eels are the only fish that can swim backwards so surely it just would have reversed??
     
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    or it stayed because it was nice and warm up there
     
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    And tasty
     
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    I am going to single handedly ressurect this trend in my group of friends, during the next month of messy encounters of the World Cup.

    I miss drawing Swastikas on peoples foreheads, then watching them squirm in Tesco the next day when they realise the prediciment they have landed themselves in.

    :D
     
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    That's pretty fucked. Everyone knows you should wrap the eel firmly around the ballsack and tie a knot in its tail before inserting the head and ONLY the head.

    Noobs
     
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    bullshit in the sun