DONT SLEEP

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. RocksteadyUK

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  2. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Well that was entertaining : D
     
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    The first one is too jokes
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    HAHAHAHAH!! The one with the Vase is the best!
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    id give that bird the tip
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not the penis i hope! shes asleep ffs im pretty sure thats illegal. anyway, i did that numerous times when sleeping at my french mates house, wed sleep in the same bed, and im used to sleeping with a woman so soon as i fell asleep id roll over and grab his dick
     
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    Good work. Sleep Dicking.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    cant be held accountable for what you do in your sleep. not my fault. but ive been sleep raped more times than ill probably ever know, i had this girl who found that entertaining, and didnt even tell me about it until shed been doing it for two years, i mean sometimes id wake up and shed be on top or sucking dick or whatever and what am i supposed to do, go back to sleep? what i didnt know is that i dont always wake up, in fact, normally id be sound asleep during all her shenanigans. mastrubate with my hand. mastrubate with this huge wooden necklace i used to wear. shed probably piss on my face for all i know. worst part is i cant feel too bad about it, its still pretty boss, to my mind, to get laid and the naked girl and i dont care where i was when it happened. worchester massachusets for all i care.
     
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    fucks wrong with Worcester Massachusetts kid?
     
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    Its a fake Worcester. :teeth:
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    well thats where they make that sauce isnt it, the worchester sauce
     
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    yerp. out of anchovies. Yes Anchovies. Worcester Sauce is Fish Sauce.

    And people put that on their cheese on toast.... Fish & Cheese on Toast. RANK!

    My ex tried to tell me she was a vegetarian and that she would never eat fish. Then i pointed out... half way through a sandwich that Worcester Sauce was made from Fish. FACE = PRICELESS
     
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    i dunno wtf u guys are talking about, fish n shit.. thought this thread was about Photon...
     
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    haha! me too!!!!
     
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    That last one, he loved it