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Dj Shitme

My Dj Name is Shit
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But I thought today I would just let you know a little bit about me.

I love stuff.

Cheers

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Oh and I have an awful DJ name

Thanks
 

Dj Shitme

My Dj Name is Shit
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Welcome to the shit DJ name group.

Here you are joined by people such as Tantrum Desire, The Original Ganja Man and my personal favourite DJ Spliff.

We are unfortunate enough to hold such names which means we have to try extra hard at our DJ Set's to be taken seriously.

I'm still failing. But I love a good tragedy
 

MARKLAR

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i dont even record my mixes i have to rely on my tunes an i dunno if there doin it!lol
but im happy as marlok at the moment i get up to all kinds of marlorky
 

rob_del_terror

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my name was Davey Chart topper, then DJ noodle arm, but then i settled for the name situated jus to the left.
i want to stick my nob in the end of your trumpet to make a more muffled sound.

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sorry i meant.

dj i want to stick my nob in the end of your trumpet to make a more muffled sound.
 

SIRUS

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well gosh, dog gone it, you are more than swell by me, sir.

question;

do you like sheds?

i have many power tools and adore sheds. i have two, and i'm thinking about a third. you seem like a chipper chap. one that knows his drill bits, what?

lets talk shop.
 

Moskit

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Hai thur.

My name is Andrew.

I like stuff too...

My 1st DJ name was Redeye, because I was 13 & 'ard & smoked Hash Buckets & Can Pipes n that.

But then some French cunt came along, bootlegged a classic, got thrown down a flight of stairs & ruined it all for me.

Since then the only solace I have is crywanking over repeats of Nicole/Papa & Thierry Henry Renault adverts, whilst smashing bottles of 1996 Chateau Neuf Du Pape & burning mounds of Garlic & Onions built in an effergy of the Eiffel Tower, wearing a Man Utd Shirt, drop kicking anybody who dares to question the legitimacy of my birth.

But now i'm Moskit & lifes all jiggy.

Hope this helps.

Peace & Love.

Andy A.
 
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Moskit

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I got caught by my dead dad masturbating infront of a full length mirror, spread eagle, with my autistic cousins Bratz hairbrush in my Pooper, on 15 Turbo Mitzis, eyes rolled in back of head, listening to Britney Spears - Toxic on repeat, wearing my Grizats Nightie...

Name ain't so shit now is it?
 
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