Dont play with knifes

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by dose.bs1, Oct 20, 2009.

  1. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    hahaha wat a bellend!
     
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    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    mansell husk basically*

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    twat basically.
     
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    Nutek movement junglist

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    clearly a fake :lol:
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i dont usually spot fake shit well, but cummon.. hed be more fucked up and deffin if he had actually done that ..
     
  8. sam the dnb man

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    thats gotta be fake.
    I was expecting him to headbutt the cup/
    dunno why
     
  9. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    I thought that n all, sure he wouldnt be standing around in his living room a couple minutes later showing off his stab wound- definately wouldve needed a trip to the hospital lol.
     
  10. Gr1pz

    Gr1pz Aka - Align.

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    Iono ive had a knife pretty far in my hand before and I think it was like immediate shock cause all i really felt was pressure. But he had to have fucked up some tendons or something going all the way thru.
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    yeah i seen a mate get stabbed in the leg, he thought at 1st he had a drink spilt on him then seen the blood... then came the ambulance, it takes a while to really understand whats happened...

    still dunno if its real or not though??!!
     
  12. pitts

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    i remember reading on the BBC news website ages ago about a guy who bought a "stab proof vest" made out of Kevlar or however u spell it, and he decided to test it and stabbed himself and died.

    bit off the topic of the video but the thread title reminded me of this
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Natural Selection at its finest.
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Yep, sounds like a true Darwinian.
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Would love to hear the Attenborough commentary on it.

    [​IMG]

    "Man..."

    "Has made...

    "Many..."

    "Technological advances, since our primative begginings..."

    "However..."

    "This man..."

    "Is SO stupid..."

    "He is willing..."

    "To test his own mortality..."

    "Against a piece of man-made fabric..."

    "To prove his masculinity..."

    "& so..."

    "The circle of stupidity..."

    "Continues..."

    *S'all about the dramatic pauses at random points in the sentence. :D
     
  16. hazdaman100

    hazdaman100 Bum 'n Face

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    Legend
     
  17. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    has to be fake, how would he know which cup has the knife