Dont get wrecked

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by The_Jungledon, Jul 19, 2008.

  1. The_Jungledon

    The_Jungledon www.FreelanceJunglist.com

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  2. JAGZ

    JAGZ Well-Known Member

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    classic
    ive got a mate that goes into deep sleep after a brews
    too much jokes terrorisin someone when they :sleep:
     
  3. 1995ting

    1995ting Active Member

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  4. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    haha thats cool, we've done far far far far worse tho!

    its got to the point where i dont even deep sleep anymore, the slightest noise now wakes me up in fear of having my head/eyebrows shaved off.

    funniest is jus shave one eyebrow off (or half off each, or a pattern), cos then the person has to take the rest off himself.

    best time was my mate had loads of chunks shaved outta his head, he vowed revenge, next time we all chilled at the guy who did its house we get woken up in the morning with WHO THE FUCK SHAVED MY DOG, rotwilers hair doesn't grow back apparently :\
     
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    JAGZ Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  6. The_Jungledon

    The_Jungledon www.FreelanceJunglist.com

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    this thread needs more videos peeps.
     
  7. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    Oh shit the eyebrow thing is awfull. I had it done and no 1 told me but they kept laughing at me the whole day lol.
     
  8. B1aDe

    B1aDe Hear me now!

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    hahahahaha. I saw a mate of a mate get his head blowtorched with a can of lynx and a lighter once!
     
  9. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    Fucking hell :lol::flame:
     
  10. Barnzee

    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    We always abuse our mate sam after a few drinks. One time, when he was asleep we were cracking on with a cup of tea and a spliff, and we put 2 hot teabags on his eyes when he was asleep. It took like 2 minutes for his sleeping body to register, then he just sat straight up and started screaming looool, Burnt the fuck out of his eyelids.

    Another time, we took his socks off, put frankurter sausages between his toes. Then my mate teabagged his face, this time with his ballsack.
     
  11. 1995ting

    1995ting Active Member

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    great friends
     
  12. Barnzee

    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    You Know.

    What is that thing in ur sig? its pretty cutsey:banana:
     
  13. 1995ting

    1995ting Active Member

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    I have no idea, I found it somewhere and it is my mission to discover what it really is, at the moment I just have it as a camel thingy with no legs
     
  14. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    It's an Alpaca, small Llama type thing from South America, they sit down like that with their legs tucked underneath.
     
  15. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    Barnzee ure a fuckin waste, how the fuck is that funny... putting hot tea bags on his eyes....

    i hope u get really hurt by the person u did it 2 invovling an industrial power nail gun and ure testacles + wall

    DIE
     
  16. 1995ting

    1995ting Active Member

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    oh shit it is, you're the best person on the internet
     
  17. Barnzee

    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    cheers mate, spread the love mang.
     
  18. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    love u xxxxx