This is what happens to you when you get wrecked with the derby crew. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h776fwDIdnM Moral of the story is DON'T fall asleep
classic ive got a mate that goes into deep sleep after a brews too much jokes terrorisin someone when they
haha thats cool, we've done far far far far worse tho! its got to the point where i dont even deep sleep anymore, the slightest noise now wakes me up in fear of having my head/eyebrows shaved off. funniest is jus shave one eyebrow off (or half off each, or a pattern), cos then the person has to take the rest off himself. best time was my mate had loads of chunks shaved outta his head, he vowed revenge, next time we all chilled at the guy who did its house we get woken up in the morning with WHO THE FUCK SHAVED MY DOG, rotwilers hair doesn't grow back apparently :\
Oh shit the eyebrow thing is awfull. I had it done and no 1 told me but they kept laughing at me the whole day lol.
We always abuse our mate sam after a few drinks. One time, when he was asleep we were cracking on with a cup of tea and a spliff, and we put 2 hot teabags on his eyes when he was asleep. It took like 2 minutes for his sleeping body to register, then he just sat straight up and started screaming looool, Burnt the fuck out of his eyelids. Another time, we took his socks off, put frankurter sausages between his toes. Then my mate teabagged his face, this time with his ballsack.
I have no idea, I found it somewhere and it is my mission to discover what it really is, at the moment I just have it as a camel thingy with no legs
It's an Alpaca, small Llama type thing from South America, they sit down like that with their legs tucked underneath.
Barnzee ure a fuckin waste, how the fuck is that funny... putting hot tea bags on his eyes.... i hope u get really hurt by the person u did it 2 invovling an industrial power nail gun and ure testacles + wall DIE
