Donating Sperm

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do you get paid for visiting a Wank Bank in England?

I need the money and desperate times call for desperate measures, and fuck it, at least it would make a change from my little swimmers getting wiped on the bed sheets :2thumbs:
 

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i don't think you do get paid in this country, though in the states they offer about $250 a pop.
and thousands for organ donation. you could wank your way around america.
 

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Think you get "reimbursed for your time and travel" as its illegal to pay for it they get around it by giving you a nice sum to cover travel and stuff.

Same goes for clinical trials. Mate of mine applied for clinical trials and he got told to come up to london so they could feed him mdma and study cognitive ability or something. He got like £180 "for his time".
 

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Think you get "reimbursed for your time and travel" as its illegal to pay for it they get around it by giving you a nice sum to cover travel and stuff.

Same goes for clinical trials. Mate of mine applied for clinical trials and he got told to come up to london so they could feed him mdma and study cognitive ability or something. He got like £180 "for his time".
i'd love to get paid to drop md. Be bored as fuck just being tested in some sterile environment though, would have to request they install a fatty soundsystem in there.
 

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i'd love to get paid to drop md. Be bored as fuck just being tested in some sterile environment though, would have to request they install a fatty soundsystem in there.
Yeah exactly, id definately have to have my mp3 player on for the duration of the roll lol.
 

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didnt they change the law, to make it possible for mothers to claim child support from sperm donars? seem to remeber reading that sumwhere, although its a slightly mental law, seems more like a US thing
 

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didnt they change the law, to make it possible for mothers to claim child support from sperm donars? seem to remeber reading that sumwhere, although its a slightly mental law, seems more like a US thing
Yeah it was a case in pennsylvania. The bitch won.
 

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Can´t believe this. Women always win. They win half your money and a free monthly wage which you pay, they win the house, the car, whatever is in that house and they always win the kids.
 

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it's because women are so helpless when it comes to that sort of shit but anything else and it's all "blahblahblah we are equal to men blahblah"
it's a con i fuckin tells ye.
 
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it's because women are so helpless when it comes to that sort of shit but anything else and it's all "blahblahblah we are equal to men blahblah"
it's a con i fuckin tells ye.
Ahmed you're a homosexual virgin and have no idea about what a woman is. therefore anything you write on the subject of the female mind and body is subsequently irrelevant, Please refrain from posting about woman and consider sticking to posting about Appletini's, your favourite flavour anal lubricant and Gok Wan.
 

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I strongly suggest makin a contract before getting married. My cousin who married a portugese girl didn´t have to but my other cousin who married a german girl :teeth:
 
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