Donating Sperm

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  1. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    do you get paid for visiting a Wank Bank in England?

    I need the money and desperate times call for desperate measures, and fuck it, at least it would make a change from my little swimmers getting wiped on the bed sheets :2thumbs:
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    please dont
    no one wants little cunts like you backed up for another generation:teeth:

    but seriously DON'T
     
  3. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i don't think you do get paid in this country, though in the states they offer about $250 a pop.
    and thousands for organ donation. you could wank your way around america.
     
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    Think you get "reimbursed for your time and travel" as its illegal to pay for it they get around it by giving you a nice sum to cover travel and stuff.

    Same goes for clinical trials. Mate of mine applied for clinical trials and he got told to come up to london so they could feed him mdma and study cognitive ability or something. He got like £180 "for his time".
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    i'd love to get paid to drop md. Be bored as fuck just being tested in some sterile environment though, would have to request they install a fatty soundsystem in there.
     
  6. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    I'd donate sperm.. Think about it the world would be a better place where do I sign up?
     
  7. Forau

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    Yeah exactly, id definately have to have my mp3 player on for the duration of the roll lol.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    You can´t go to a sperm bank and have a random wank. They will test you for a reason :teeth:
     
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    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    didnt they change the law, to make it possible for mothers to claim child support from sperm donars? seem to remeber reading that sumwhere, although its a slightly mental law, seems more like a US thing
     
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    Heard that aswell but can´t tell where that was..indeed mental.
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Yeah it was a case in pennsylvania. The bitch won.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Can´t believe this. Women always win. They win half your money and a free monthly wage which you pay, they win the house, the car, whatever is in that house and they always win the kids.
     
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    I know, such bullshit man.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    it's because women are so helpless when it comes to that sort of shit but anything else and it's all "blahblahblah we are equal to men blahblah"
    it's a con i fuckin tells ye.
     
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    I also know of people getting paid in Switzerland for donating blood (legally).
     
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  16. dirty breaks

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    Ahmed you're a homosexual virgin and have no idea about what a woman is. therefore anything you write on the subject of the female mind and body is subsequently irrelevant, Please refrain from posting about woman and consider sticking to posting about Appletini's, your favourite flavour anal lubricant and Gok Wan.
     
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    I strongly suggest makin a contract before getting married. My cousin who married a portugese girl didn´t have to but my other cousin who married a german girl :teeth:
     
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    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/...ay-to-raise-our-children-by-lesbian-mother.do

     
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    we need the fuckin thanks button so much. guys, get your firewalls under fucking control! *sadface* !