domestic violence..

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  1. boobjunkie

    boobjunkie Active Member

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  2. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    i used to get my ex to pull my hair and hurt me in the bedroom......
     
  3. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Sorry but you gotta be a real goon to get beaten by your mrs!

    I read a Dear Deidre once went along the lines of "If i look at another woman in public she will kick me, then when we get homes she attacks me...she is much bigger than me so i can't defend myself"....brought a smile to my face..
     
  4. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    iv never been smacked about my any girlfriend, i once got beaten up by a massive fat bird in Zante tho! she was a brute!
     
  5. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    LOL I would have loved to have seen that dwarf boy.
     
  6. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    my ex slapped me once*, pretty hard as well and it actually did hurt.











    * I deserved it.
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    no you wouldnt mate! my mate who was with me at the time made the mistake of laughing at me then he got knocked the fuck out too!! i think the term 'fat girl' isnt a good description, Blue Whale would be more of an accurate description! funny story actually ill tell u one day!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I once threw a brick at my grandmother teach the stupid bitch to burn my dinner she still complains about the pain in the ribs from the elbow drop but i just raise my hand and she soon shuts up.
     
  9. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    hahah hand of justice!!!
     
  10. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    you gotta keep that bitch in her place right?
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You should have seen her all mangled in the zimmer frame asking me what I wanted her to cook in stead I said you stay there and think about what you done and then go down the chinese WITHOUT the frame.
     
  12. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    haha you are 1 fucking evil bastard jmz, but if she wasnt doing what u expected from her, what else are u suppose to do?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Theres gotta be rules or there would be dissorder in the ranks.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    One of my mates used to get proper battered by his bird, she'd always be laying into him.

    He was too stupid to leave her. She left him in the end and he's still mad about her.

    Silly dick.
     
  15. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    u shud of shown this picture to ur mates bird, wud of chilled her out
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  16. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    bobbins your always reading it
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I was attacked by women before..but them attempts were pretty desperate:D
     
  18. RaggaDred

    RaggaDred I hit girls

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    nah not dat.

    a good mate of mine used to get slapped by his missus, he was too nice 2 do anything about it so he just put up with it...until 1 night she hit him and he socked that bitch so hard her earrings flew out
     
  19. logikz

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    HEAHAEAHEAHEAH with the earrings