Dog For Sale

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  1. meathead1512

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    Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts

    of this owner to sell her dog.


    Read the sales pitch!


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    Dog For Sale


    Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,
    as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
    Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'
     
  2. the_voice

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    i want it.
    love dogs like that, my mum has a few.
    I really want that dog now.

    look at his paws!!! they are massive!
     
  4. meathead1512

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    He is a beauty, size of he's head!!
     
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    i don't remember the canadians, russians and aliens invading the caribbean!
     
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    i dunno, if its a bull mastif those cunts are enormous, but usually more leggy than that.
     
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    hic a doo la
     
  10. jonee

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    I like this kind of dog. Its my suggestion for all that who has a misspoint of dog food
    all dog food are free in universal. but just with a few struggle every one is achieve his goal in life,,,,,
     
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    dog will be good in a curry
     
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    cheers jonee, you latvian yes. big dog, no potato, is end.
     
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    Did he ever achieve his goal?
     
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    Why you eat potato when dog more good eat.
     
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    Prefer the original which said "Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese name, Ho Lee Schitt."