Dog Breeding.

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  1. sam the dnb man

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    So my mum breeds dogs...one had 11puppies then the other had something like 8.

    anyways the french mastiff who had puppies ended up trying to eat them everytime my mum went out of the room. Luckily i didnt witness this cos i dont live in wales with my mum.
    My mum rang me up sayin she walked into the room and there was a headless puppy laying there....HOW GREEZY IS THAT!!

    luckily the dog dosent have cannibalistic urges now so its all good.

    anyone else seen a headless dog, or breed them??

    i thought we needed a new thread:)
     
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    thats sik!
     
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    oh yeah...if anyone is after french mastiff pups or american bulldog pups let me know.
     
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    Do you have any left with heads?
     
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    I new cats did that but not dogs.......the thought has turned my stumach
     
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    i just feel sorry for my mum, and the puppy.

    but my mum said just before it happened she had been stroking that puppy..then she comes back in the room and it has no head.

    HOW SHOWAAA IS THAT BLUD?!?! lol
     
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    If you get her to breed me a 2 headed dog, il pay you fat wedge for it yagetshme (y)
     
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    shall i see if she still has the other head and sew it on?
     
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    Yeh man, id be all over that.

    SAFEEE
     
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    You boys are sick :lol: how am I meant to eat my dinner now tut tut
     
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    Get me one?
     
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    Shit man thats sick.
    Mymum breeds choccy labs as a hobby... but never come across anything like that before.
     
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    cool! did you get any pictures?
     
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    Can I have an alive dog with no head?

    I've got a puppy, she's a golden retriever. She's lovely and sweet and fulffy and naughty and I want to grab her and sniff her cos she smells all puppyish but she bites my face especially my nose and pulls big chunks of my hair out which hurts and makes me look a bit bald.

    A dog with no head might sort her out.
     
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    if anyones intrested in purchasing a puppy let me know and i will speak to my mum
     
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    CAN I SEE YOUR MUMS PUPPIES
     
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    NAH BLAD....YOU DISHCLART
     
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