Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jmzmaloney, May 24, 2016.
Who banned him? I liked that guy and his paedophilic tache
He's online..? @Brex
That had to have been Andrew nah?
Oh the dates don't add up .. Fack knows
There is no way i would ban brex, dude is on the level... My list isn't saying he's banned... I think?
Can he be boosted up to chatbox? Id like to grill him
Probably i'm still working shit out... I did ban edward hall from his own thread for a week though...
At least marinade me first you animal.
Only rotten meat gets a marinade.
HAI GUISE WAT DOES THIS THREAD DO
ALOT karl ALOT, we got big things going on in here these days, BIIIIIIG THINGS!
dont think i havent noticed, daniel old brohamburglar! BIG TINGS A GWARNNNNN and other hash brained caveman baby talk from the caribbean which seems to keep popping up in posts regarding this sped up disco music with machine gun drums and tinpot synth bass
YEAH BOY BIG TINGS A GWARNNNN! they know how to do it inna bashment, you haven't lived until you have been inna bashemnt, nothing quite like jumping off a 9 ft ladder into some chunky yatty, penis first, then going for it, only once you done that you know the true meaning of life
awwwwww yeah dude, there was this elderly couple in sweden that died during kinky sex, as they enjoyed for her to ready herself, and he would dive into her, dick first, from the top of a ladder. this went totally shit one day, when they were enjoying their normal dick-dive practice, and the old man landed a bit wonky, and burst his neck in a thousand pieces causing her heart to stop.
i had a similar thing happen, i knew this one girl who was tiny, like 1.62 tall or something like that, 50 kg, they are the most curious creatures these tiny girls, who seem to have indestructible bodies and vaginas more elastic than the leg of stretch armstrong, it never ceases to amaze me, the punishing these girls can take is just unreal, and they keep coming back for more, even get catty if they dont get it, ill never fully understand how that is even possible.
anyway, this one girl, she liked to skip work (or school or anything she could find to skip out on), and fuck all day. around the house.
literally fuck around the house, try out all the surfaces and angel and textures and furniture in all the rooms we could find, from kitchen table to stairs to wardrobe floor to livingroom recliner to shower to a sofa in some room (which i now recall being clearly visible in the window and there was no intention of closing the curtains, or window blinds or whatever, not at all, if someone looked it was even more better, but she would find out later that its not so fun to have had your negibours seen all that, after all. nothing very bad, just some of them made rude gestures at her as she was coming home, or cat-calls, you know, the usual shit idiots who never will get any, in their life, do to shame attractive and sexually active girls, but thats a different story).
and at some point we had come up with a fun part, an "event", if you will, of this rather athletic, multisport, kind of take on the activity.
id sit on the sofa, she would straddle my lap, facing me, but stand up, like fully stand up straight, with her legs, slightly leaning forward, just hanging on with her hands around my neck basically, facing down, so as to be able to aim, with the same expression of concentration as an olymic archer, and then with full force, sit down, on the dick.
this is fun, its a curious sensation to stick it in that far that quick. fun. when it WORKS, because theres also the times she missed the mark and my dick got for the most part really really head-on collission crashed, for lack of a better description, best possible scenario is that it went up her ass haha but thats not the correct way to go about that particular event either haha, but thats a different story for a different time.
That's the whitest & most awesome daggering story I ever read
So is this now daggering thread?
ferret with penis on face thread
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