Does anyone know a good way to make fake smoke?

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  1. Dalek657

    Dalek657 Active Member

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    Hey guys I'm doing a photography shoot soon and I need some way of creating fake smoke. I need to find a way of creating which isn't toxic to wildlife (As I'm shooting it in a field) and so it could be controlled. Does anyone have any ideas? I do need it to last a full shoot which would be about 1 or 2 hours. Any ideas? I've thought of smoke bombs but they don't last long enough and it's too much to buy a smoke machine for just 1 shoot
     
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    have a load of people smoking in a line, get like 20 - 30 people, that'll do the trick :teeth:
     
  3. logikz

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    baking soda + sugar + set fire to it = smoke will develop something fking FIERCE (i think thats the recipie, its something we would do as kids, you learn it in elementary school chemistry)

    or dry ice. theres always dry ice.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Napalm the whole fucking area, just make sure no ones looking, porno shoot with Napalm would be something completely fresh
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    We have decided this is a Porno shoot, right?
     
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    absolutely, but instead of napalm, i vote we use phosphor.

    PHOSPHORIC REDEEMER. watch the white flakes burn the flesh off your arms. holding an axe.

    oh, youtube phosphoric redeemer. and know panzer division marduk. the wolves of steel and iron. the call of the winter moon, and a blaze in the northern sky. mighty blashyrkh. raven dark. mother north, the pentagram burns.
     
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    Just rent a smoke machine instead of buying one, won't cost much if you only need it for one day.
     
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    That's just silly. You don't want Napalm, smoke machine, 2 escorts and Billy Stud all showing up on your Credit Card bill, Think our boy needs something that aint gunna show up on a Credit Card bill. Napalm, escorts, Billy stud can all be paid for with cash, no questions asked.
     
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    napalm, escorts and billy stud sounds like a trip to Vietnam :teeth:

     
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    im saying though, baking soda + sugar, set it on fire = BIG TIME smoke, look it up on the internet, im sure its everywhere, they teach it in elementary ffs.

    as for porn actors, shouldnt be too hard to find a bunch of jerkoffs that will do it for free, or some food and shelter, or herons, or whatevs. if all else fails, get escorts and star yourself. kiss bicep in mirror, then torture them to death with a drill and highly corrosive acid. film the whole thing and play it to the next victims. old pat bateman, yessir.
     
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    get a couple hundred cigarettes and plant them butt down in plant pots and light. shhhmoke.
     
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    Couple of hits on the bong should do it.
     
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    that scene gave me a hard on when i was a kid
     
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    So did the lion King
     
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