Does anyone else enjoy spreading a girls

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by _MILLA, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    ass cheeks when theyre fuckin her from behind ?

    if anythin can make me cum after a night out on class A's its doin that.

    disgust or discuss ?
     
  2. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    top LAD. extra LAD points for a cheeky rim job /gooch tickle.
     
  3. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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  4. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    respect boys.

    Glad im not alone on these oh so kinky tingz!!

    even extra points for spittin on it... blam! hahaaa!!
     
  5. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    That's what im gonna do to your lady friend at cable
     
  6. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i like doing it because i can see my dick going in

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    plus i like to think it gets the anus prepared for the next show down
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I'd be curious to hear armed's opinion on this...
     
  8. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    hahahahahahaha!!!! i new that was cumin danwell :)

    You defos hittin cable ? im road trippin it from wales. gonna be a class night!!

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    skinny girls with little asses are ill cos there ass cheeks spread themselves when u bend them over. good times , goodtimes
     
  9. Black Homo

    Black Homo Active Member

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    So true
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    _MILLA = LAD

    i fucked some fit skinny student bird not so long back, anyway, i went to pot the brown, but she winced abit, bit of spit lube and gave it some .. anyway she werent happy.. so she opens the draw still in doggy style me still tryna bury myself .. she reaches in the drawer and passes me back this tube, its rounded on the end like a dildo, im pissed out my face, anyway, she passes it backwards to me, and i take it , think ... dirty cunt .. good lass ... and try shove it up her back door as i slide in her growler .. she pulls away, and snatches the tube back, grabs my wrist and pulls my hand forward, and squirts the tube... big puddle of lube on my hand wasnt there.... id only tried to shove the lube tube up her worngun .. i thought it was a dildo of sorts. hahah ..i had a chuckle but it was kinda awkward, she must of thought wtf ... hes putting the tube up my ass .. what an amateur .. when she squirted the lube on my hand the fail hit home .. i never did properly get to get in the backdoor in the end .. anyway that was my last bit of fun out .. in pompey student dorms .. i love that bus / taxi / walk home at 7am .. red raw cock .. crotch feels all battered, balls throbbing, still pissed, wearing last nights shirt, jeans covered in spunk and beer stains.. stinking of fanny and beer .. get home with a big grin .. feeling like a right wrongun .. and fap one out over the memories, and order dominos at 11am when they start to deliver on a saturday...

    LAD


    share your LAD stories
     
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  11. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    SPOT. FUCKIN. ON.

    ...stickin a bottle of lube up her bum you genius thats made my day!!

    bruv i have a bottle of lube in my room it looks like a dildo!
    they new wat they were doin when they made the shape of that bottle! HA!

    THIS ONE!

    http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/big/durex_play_pina_colada160446.jpg
     
  12. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I can see the two of you getting along famously...


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  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    sounds like you guys have shagged alot of woman
     
  14. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Arch bishop of banterbry wen i'm 'ere.
     
  16. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Yeah I'm defo coming. Come find me and we can Eiffel tower your mrs
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    got to spread rep before i can rep ethoks for that. you = big. tube goes in the bung amirite CAPTION ON PICTURE OF ETHOKS WITH PHOTOSHOPPED THIS IS ULTIMATE
     
  18. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    I am quite fond of the fairer sex , yes.

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    hahaha. not my misses im affraid.. just a girl im well into, you know how it is.

    ill where a shirt with "danwell come n get her" written on the back for you mate, you will know which one i am then brother.
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    did you shag like a hundred maybe
     
  20. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    no quite a hundred im affraid. around the 50 mark if im being honest!