does anyone actually ever type like this?

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  1. fastfret

    fastfret Member

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    from a bulletin on myspace;

    Subject:

    ...!!...Myspace&&Msn...!!...

    Body:

    Om Not Airin EnyWun Das Speekin Tuu Meh On Msn...

    Ish Gne Funny && Ish Playin Up...

    Wnt Lemme Get Mah Convoz Up Or Sign Out Or EnyFin...

    So B Paitient LoL I Will Get Roun Tuu Mekkin Dah Ting Fukkin Wrk...:mad:

    Dis Shit Iz Also Bein A KUNT Ona Go Slow...
    && Keep Sayin Errorz Wen I Clik In Tuu Mail && EnyWunz Page...!

    Itz Taken Me Nuff Tymz Tuu Try Get On Tuu Bulletinz Tuu Sen Dis Tuu Let Yuh Kno Wefa It Senz Or Not Isha Nuvah Story LoL...



    why?
     
  2. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    bahahahaa!!! illiterate much?





    that is ridiculous.


    EDIT: actually on second thoughts, people who havent had much education might type like that cos its pretty much all phonetic. especially when theyre typing how they say it, ie, "EnyFin". this guy obviously pronounces this word incorrectly.

    in the last class i taught i came across a few kids who made spelling mistakes because they sounded the words out as they wrote them. bad thing was that the kids were pronouncing the words wrong so they were bound to spell them wrong.

    for example, "sumthink" instead of "something"

    you get the idea.
     
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  3. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    Sum peepol shud reely lurn 2 spel propurly!

    :rolleyes:

    Here's my attempt at a translation:

    I'm not hearing anyone that is speaking to me on MSN... Its gone funny and is playing up...
    Won't let me get my conversations up or sign out or anything... So be patient, lol, I will get round to making the thing fu**ing work... :mrpanic:
    This shit (myspace?) is also being a Cun*, its on the go slow and keeps saying errors when I click into mail and anyone's page..!

    It has taken me enough times to try and get onto bulletins to send this to let you know. Whether it sends or not is another story lol...
     
  4. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Thats how the majority of london youths type,and they all think they're thugs and live in the ghetto.......puuuuurrrrleaaaaaaasssseeee!


    If you like that stle of typing check out the puregrime forum,gves me bre jks ya get blad BRAAAPPP!
     
  5. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    Also fastfret, surely to see this on myspace you would have to have this person as a friend??!! What sort of monstrosities do you associate yourself with? :lol:
     
  6. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    maybe there dyslexic.
     
  7. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Fucking stupid more like...........and lazy!
     
  8. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    it's 'they're' not 'there' :hotpants:

    how can you get that wrong yet spell dyslexic correctly?!

    :D
     
  9. fastfret

    fastfret Member

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    lol true that, its a random girl I added from my music profile tho.

    that translation was definatlely correct.

    apart from the missions to actuali read it, when I read the original I actuali had a northen accent going through my head not a londoner. dunno wat thats about...
     
  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    TBH i only see cross the pond cats typing like that

    over in the states its


    y0 bo0 HoLl@$ 8aCk @ mE
     
  11. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦

    All your base are belong to us! haha I remember that...
     
  12. zeeky deek

    zeeky deek Moaning all the time.

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    It takes considerably longer to type like that, I commend their effort, I really do.

    Really.
     
  13. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Hey I'm dyslexic and I don't spell like these dumb motherfuckers. I even hold English language training certificates. Dyslexia is about how your brain processes information, not about how good/bad you can spell.
    This kind of spelling is just laziness, pure and simple.
     
  14. zeeky deek

    zeeky deek Moaning all the time.

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    Eh?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  16. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    Whats that? Dyslexic laughing? :teeth:
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no wait that brings to mind that dyslectic cock what couldnt crow, haha
     
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  18. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    You twat, hahaha :uberlaugh
     
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    zeeky deek Moaning all the time.

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    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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