Do you have an arch nemesis in real life?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Theres this old guy whenever I go to the shop hes on his bike, cheery old fella, wanker. Lives just across the road, I think he waits for me to go to the shops. Im walking down the road, everytime I hear the bell, and there he is. Talks about my family like hes known them for years, gets me wound up everytime. You buy 40 fags for the weekend, he says " you smoke too much", like the fucker knows me. always trying to get me to the local mens club for a spot of bowls, irritatting wanker. Ive got a real hatred for people on bikes, I chase women on bikes on Sunday mornings, cock out, high as fuck.

    Tell me about your nemesis
     
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    JJEC Active Member

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    I dont think i have one but if i could be anyone it was probably this chav that i slapped in school cause he was pissing me off.
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    take the hitcher from 1986, play it in backwards from the end all the way to the beginning. then youll have the story about an older gentleman coming out of prison to be hounded by undead teenagers for no reason. or whatever i dont particularly remember how that film goes.
     
  4. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    u grumpy old git. guy prolly has no friends, and hes tryna be nice! haha u shud offer to buy him some millions

    my arch nemesis is this guy who crashed into the first car i owned.. what a cunt..
     
  6. chanty

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    a guy i shot in the eye with a pellet gun when we were young. fucked him up! i see him occasionaly walking round, hes alot bigger than me now. hes never said anything to me but secretly we are nemesis!!!!!
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Man i fucking hate cyclists aswell. there such cunts
     
  8. pitts

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    there was a guy at skool i used to have fights with regularly and sometimes i would win and sometimes he would tbh we were pretty evenly matched but we hated each other. When we left skool i shagged his gf of 2 years he had split up with 2 days before and he knew about it and i didnt know he did before i could tell him and he then told her he had gonnorhea so she would tell me i would probably have it. So had to go for tests and stuff and had to spend the next week thinking i had gonnorhea when he didnt in the first place he just said it to get me back and he did.

    That was a couple of years ago now though and i saw him a couple of months ago and we made friends and had a massive laugh about everything.
     
  9. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    probly shaggin ur missus, i'd get checked for gonorhea again if i was you
     
  10. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    i love you jumz.

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  11. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    do not get...pair of queens is a decent hand to have is it not?
     
  12. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    exactly, thats his nemisis, i.e he alwas gets whipped when hes up against a pocket queens.