Do you have a filthy mind? :)

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  1. Sassy

    Sassy Member

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    Here's a quick test to see how clean you think. None of the answers can be found in the gutter, everything is perfectly clean.

    1. What is a four letter word that ends in k and means intercourse?
    2. What does a dog do that a man or woman can step into?
    3. Name five four letter words that end in unt, one of them meaning a woman.
    4. What does a cow have four of and a woman have two of?
    5. What word begins with an f and ends in uck?
    6. What does a man have that is about six inches long, has a head and that women love so much they often blow it?
    7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
    8. What four-letter word ends in it and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
    9. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

    I'll be back in a day or so with the answers. Enjoy.
     
  2. DJ Destiny

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    1)Link
    2)Dig a hole
    3)Aunt (= woman), runt, punt, hunt, bunt
    4)Legs
    5)Firetruck
    6)Pint of beer
    7)
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    9)His surname