Do You Dunk Your Penis?

PhorceOfHabit

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"I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?"


http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

So..... Do you?
 

logikz

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what the fuck how long is she going to be in there for him sit around with his dick in a glass?
hes trying to be fast asleep when she comes back is what it is, either that or she sleeps in the bathroom with the door locked. or what is this for those 5 in the morning moments when you have to work in 2 hours and youd better be mcgyver
 

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dude....

If you're gonna dunk, check for cavities afterwards.



whoa... just read through it and some of the replies.
there's some "people" about, there really is.
shame it wasn't originally posted on here. we would have had some much funnier response than the boring folk on mumsnet.
 
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logikz

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yeah, depending on who they are and what kind of sex naturally. if there even is a she involved. still, inspired thread, i should probably have sex sometime too, you know, see what its like, a little, kind of thing.
 

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i dont get why you would dunk your dick...surely just wash after (i do not though...) even bum sex i have never even considered dunking
 

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yeah, what size dick are you packing anyway if dunking seems like a viable option. heathens. heres what you want to do, you want to work up a lather, also get some of that disinfectant on there, that they have next to the toilets. and about that, turns out its for the toilet seat, not the hands. i thought it was for the hands, come out with super clean hands smelling like soap and disinfectant is pretty rad
 
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