Do You Dunk Your Penis?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by PhorceOfHabit, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. PhorceOfHabit

    PhorceOfHabit Seldom

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    "I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

    We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

    Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

    Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?"


    http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

    So..... Do you?
     
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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what the fuck how long is she going to be in there for him sit around with his dick in a glass?
    hes trying to be fast asleep when she comes back is what it is, either that or she sleeps in the bathroom with the door locked. or what is this for those 5 in the morning moments when you have to work in 2 hours and youd better be mcgyver
     
  3. D-Jhepz

    D-Jhepz ◕‿◕

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    whats "sex"?
     
  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    dude....

    If you're gonna dunk, check for cavities afterwards.

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    whoa... just read through it and some of the replies.
    there's some "people" about, there really is.
    shame it wasn't originally posted on here. we would have had some much funnier response than the boring folk on mumsnet.
     
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  5. Optimal Prime

    Optimal Prime Specialising in the arts and crafts of Drum & Bass

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    "Has there ever been a midnight mixup with a glass of drinking water?"

    :lol:
     
  6. OneSeventy

    OneSeventy Mohican Sun

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    They just had fuckin sex, they can clean up at the same time in the bathroom for fuck's sake.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah, depending on who they are and what kind of sex naturally. if there even is a she involved. still, inspired thread, i should probably have sex sometime too, you know, see what its like, a little, kind of thing.
     
  8. D-Jhepz

    D-Jhepz ◕‿◕

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    i dont get why you would dunk your dick...surely just wash after (i do not though...) even bum sex i have never even considered dunking
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah, what size dick are you packing anyway if dunking seems like a viable option. heathens. heres what you want to do, you want to work up a lather, also get some of that disinfectant on there, that they have next to the toilets. and about that, turns out its for the toilet seat, not the hands. i thought it was for the hands, come out with super clean hands smelling like soap and disinfectant is pretty rad
     
  10. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Baby wipes; done
     
  11. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    what a weird weird discussion
     
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  12. johneysvk

    johneysvk tnuc

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    white men can't dunk
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Any pics of you dunking floating about, Johnathan?
     
  14. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    What the fuck were showers even invented for?
     
  15. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    if i were your bird id replace the water with acid. then go and meet a penis much bigger, richer and darker.


    just saying.
     
  16. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    Lets be honest. She can clean up ya johnson with her mouth.. and if she aint down then she aint wifey
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    But you surely just wash after..
     
  18. Vanden

    Vanden -nieuwenhuysen

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    ahahahahahaahhaaha