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  1. $marty

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    Inspired by Saint misreading a thread.
    So who would play who?
    What would the plot line be?
    Who would direct?
    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
     
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    Airspeed can also be predicted using a published formula.
    By inverting this midpoint Strouhal ratio of 0.3 (fA/U ≈ 0.3),
    as a rule of thumb, the speed of a flying animal is roughly 3 times frequency times amplitude (U ≈ 3fA).


    We now need only plug in the numbers:


    U ≈ 3fA
    f ≈ 15 (beats per second)
    A ≈ 0.22 (meters per beat)
    U ≈ 3*15*0.22 ≈ 9.9
    ... to estimate that the airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.

    i'll get my coat and look forward to the premiere!
     
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    Impressive Ted. I think Michael Bay would be a bad choice of director. Too many explosions.
     
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    I think Logikz should direct, turn it into an arty mind fuck movie.

    I'd like to play a hermit in a cave, naked most of the time except for an old badgers skull covering my balls
     
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    Could potentially lead to some oscar nominations/awards.
     
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    Hey man if your just in it for the awards I'm out right now. I'm an artist, I do not covet glory. Well if you can guarantee we open the Cannes Film Festival than I suppose my artistic pedigree would not be diminished.
     
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    Brof can play the token black guy that dies first.

    I'll play the horny midget that tightens the noose.
     
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    Ok you got a deal. Now we need some form of plotline
     
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    We definitely need 2 gay cowboys, someone who's been raped by their father through childhood, a wrestler and a couple of fellas dressed as nuns.
     
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    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gloxxy again"
     
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    im putting my name forward for this role
     
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    You could play both gay cowboys you schizophrenic weirdo!
     
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    id imagine this film to alot like "Waiting" a bunch of guys who fuck about occasionaly tricking each other into looking at their manhoods then mocking them for said faggotry.
     
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    ill have a part, dont mind. but my only request is that i get a fluffer...
     
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    can i be the bearded lady?
     
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    adam sandler can play the part of don't sleep. they both try really hard to be funny.
     
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    What about if we film ourselves fighting in a cage, winner fucks the loser.
     
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    the role of fortune can be played by karl the giant

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    nah the ending would be too predictable. you'd deliberately lose so that you can spoon with toejam after he fucks you.
     
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    i want in... my only request is that i am not the first victim of Moskit