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Inspired by Saint misreading a thread.
So who would play who?
What would the plot line be?
Who would direct?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 

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Airspeed can also be predicted using a published formula.
By inverting this midpoint Strouhal ratio of 0.3 (fA/U ≈ 0.3),
as a rule of thumb, the speed of a flying animal is roughly 3 times frequency times amplitude (U ≈ 3fA).


We now need only plug in the numbers:


U ≈ 3fA
f ≈ 15 (beats per second)
A ≈ 0.22 (meters per beat)
U ≈ 3*15*0.22 ≈ 9.9
... to estimate that the airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.

i'll get my coat and look forward to the premiere!
 

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I think Logikz should direct, turn it into an arty mind fuck movie.

I'd like to play a hermit in a cave, naked most of the time except for an old badgers skull covering my balls
 

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Could potentially lead to some oscar nominations/awards.
Hey man if your just in it for the awards I'm out right now. I'm an artist, I do not covet glory. Well if you can guarantee we open the Cannes Film Festival than I suppose my artistic pedigree would not be diminished.
 

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We definitely need 2 gay cowboys, someone who's been raped by their father through childhood, a wrestler and a couple of fellas dressed as nuns.
 

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id imagine this film to alot like "Waiting" a bunch of guys who fuck about occasionaly tricking each other into looking at their manhoods then mocking them for said faggotry.
 
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