DNB would be a lot better without MCs

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My view is that MC's in DNB are almost always leaches if you are a good MC you will MC hiphop, grime; if you are a bad MC you'll probably MC DNB and if your truely terribe Happy Hardcore.

What saddens me is the existence of anyMC that believes that they are more important that the toilet attendent, they are not! The toilet attendent has better lyrics, you can understand what they are saying and they provide a service. "No splash no gash" vs fast words splattered over drops like a plague.

Please fuck off and die MC's you have a place in jump up nonsense, you fit in very well with gimps that do that "woof sound", but why do you get paid actual cash to exist at would be decent nights.

If you are putting on any credible DJ please save your fucking money spend it on a better sound system or something I beg of you.

Base makes me Rant!
 

jmzmaloney

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The Western World from an Eastern Mans Perspective

by all means not my own words but from another philanthropist

Part 1

How can we as Western man deny the Eastern brothers a small slice of our pie, for without the 1st wave of these types of people our great nation would never have been. Always remember this when walking down the cobbled streets of your local high street, going about your daily duties. It was these men that helped to give you this. I often look out the window to that chimp in his cage George, my good friend since day 1. Got him off an old Bulgarian street seller quite a steel at the time £2.50. But I knew what a friend George could be, the glistening in his eye would later bare a deep burden on my life. When I woke to find George's broken ass that blusterry autumn night I was shocked to understand how I could have done such a thing, for this I have deeply sad. I hope one day I could repent on the sins of this Great Ape and the Bulgairan street seller.
 

Cat Gas

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hmmmmm....could sample that ya know.

---------- Post added at 22:16 ---------- Previous post was at 22:14 ----------

Also his name is Ineedtechno, what the fuck is he doing on a dnb forum. Do they even have mc's in techno?

Silly troll
 
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Not the biggest fan of MC's but these threads are very, very boring and to be honest I don't think anyone here actually gives a fuck if you like MC's or not.
 

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One or two live...but only if they sign something promising to be humble...

and not ask for the mike to be turned up!
 

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Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)


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They want you as a new recruit


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