DNB scene in CHINA??

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What's the dnb scene like in China? I'm now here for 5 more days. No one speaks a fuck english so i can't ask lol..

Went to a club in Hangzhou yesterday tho and i was sick! But i'd like to know if there's any dnb around :D
 

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haha jamie! serious answer is that the scene is probably pretty meagre out there, outside of hong kong. indi who used to post on here was doing some serious shit with dnb in china, i seem to recall, but you would have to find the expat scene in beijing
 

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what! who the hell is patrick, michael! what are you talking about! youre not making sense! and why are some of your capitals in bold type in your sig? it doesnt spell anything, i hope you realize that when youre trying to be rinpoche all the time.

hey did you ever have turtle soup. is that good you reckon
 

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did you have it jamie? naaah that doesnt sound like you, i seen you take the lettuce out a cheeseburger in that bar by bloedstraat, no way youd eat something like that
 

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hey did you ever have turtle soup. is that good you reckon
ive eaten turtle.. some of it was soup ish.. the aboriginals caught one and throw it on a fire.. it tasted.. of evil. .

better than Kina though.. thats mank.. especially when eaten from an ice cream container full of its own shit.
 

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What if they are doggy style man on woman sex but anal and it's a close up of the business and you cum looking not at her ass hole but his? What does that make you?


And Michael what's Kina? The country? Or is that that small kangaroo
 

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What's the dnb scene like in China? I'm now here for 5 more days. No one speaks a fuck english so i can't ask lol..

Went to a club in Hangzhou yesterday tho and i was sick! But i'd like to know if there's any dnb around :D
Which club? hangzhou is my favourite place in China!!
 

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you would pick a gay tune.

i heard from a grape that told me about the drum and base in China. and where to go.. head to Altay said Biwwy, a Nepalese sherpa, which is in north eastern China, on the border with Mongolia, Kazakhstan and Russia. Dare be a lake there called Ulungar, next to Jili. Find master Wodney he'll point forwards at the only small shed, known locally as shedclub. within the walls of this shed u'll come face to face with a Mongoliazakh jukebox brockin out warlords rising and telling fortunes for a nickel. to be sure to be sure it says in a Irish accent thats when you know your inside.
 

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ok i wrote this reply without really reading your thing (not entirely uncommon method) but thats a pretty rad post michael. i just think i got my flow right in this bit i wrote. you know, it actually comes across as pretty mean and uncalled for, you know what, im going to go post it on your profile instead, i cant be seen badgering the witness.

why doesnt the spell check react to "badgering" thats actually how you spell it? i only heard that word in 70s court / detective tv shows

im reading american psycho btw. utterly amazing book, up there with murakami and jonathan saffran foyer
 

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i said i heard from a grape.. i never been there bro. full of bandits i heard. with feathers and red dye in their hair.

i saw the movie american physco and one of these bandits told me it was nothing compared to the book, which is horrific. he also told me the benefits of yak milk on cornflakes and how there are no naked flames.


story.
 

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what not only have you indian bandits, but helpful and acutely observatory and facilitatious, because as you read american psycho, your brain gets bored numb with the detailed descriptions of what everyone is wearing, its like reading a 500 page GQ style section, every single person he sees (and there are ALOT of them) he describes down to a tee in terms of what theyre wearing, what fabric, the designer and where it was bought, with machine like routine and accuracy, so you start skipping a few rows whenever he sees someone, but because its stream of consciousness type writing, you start reading them again after a while and back and forth ad nauseum, and it really doesnt make sense until the sex scenes start, which he describes with equal ferocity and theyre really quite hot, and then, when you least expect it, this mechanism he has been winding up this whole time springs into action when the good stuff starts happening.

the film is a great film in its own right, as the creator made a kind of film noir, 1940s styled abstract comedy out of it, i think its alot like archer actually.
 
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