D'n'B/Jungle Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, May 10, 2008.

  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Post up your jokes about Drum & Bass and Jungle....
     
  2. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    How many junglists does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change it and 9999 to complain they liked it better when it was darker!
     
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    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    I C WAT U DID THAR!!1
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :rofl::lol::rofl::lol:

    but i like Pendulum.... :confused:
     
  6. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Lets not let this turn into a Pendulum thread please peeps!!!

    Jungle/D'n'B jokes only!!!!!
     
  7. Greg P

    Greg P Active Member

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    Surely there is only 1 joke about DnB? (although the lightbulb jke was good)

    Why did the monkey get lost?

    Because the Junglist Massive!
     
  8. shanegant

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    yea i dint wanna mention pendulum but it had to be done was out last nite and my mate had it on in his car 1 of there new 1z n its was just absolute bollox

    but i apologize for sayin there name in this thread.
     
  9. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Don't make the thread into a 'what you hate' thread, this is for jokes not people/songs you hate.
     
  12. sam the dnb man

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    sorry man but bassman does sound pretty funny
     
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    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Agreed
     
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    kenyon @ The Crack Spot

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    LOL
     
  15. David Bass

    David Bass Neuro-Technologist

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    Drum & Bass is nothing to joke about
     
  16. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    I was out last night and the DJ played voodoo people, slam, then tarantula all b2b,

    I mean i know its perth, but, at least flog something new ! :shake:


    In reality i just wanted someone to put on nightlife 4 and be done with it lol

    :rslayer:
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    What do you say to a junglistic postman?

    Sorted!!!
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    What do you call a raver in a bank?

    Safe!
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    What happened to the Irish (excuse the racism) raver who was sent out with 50 quid to buy pills and coke?

    He came back with 2 crates of Holsten and a few bottles of pepsi.
     
  20. MARLZTAH

    MARLZTAH ++DuB PrOFesSoR++

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    why did andy c cross the road??





    ...to get to the other side :-/



    why dont grooverider listen to dnb in the shower??





    because when he hears something drop he panics

    :rowley: