Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, May 10, 2008.
Post up your jokes about Drum & Bass and Jungle....
How many junglists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change it and 9999 to complain they liked it better when it was darker!
I C WAT U DID THAR!!1
but i like Pendulum....
Lets not let this turn into a Pendulum thread please peeps!!!
Jungle/D'n'B jokes only!!!!!
Surely there is only 1 joke about DnB? (although the lightbulb jke was good)
Why did the monkey get lost?
Because the Junglist Massive!
yea i dint wanna mention pendulum but it had to be done was out last nite and my mate had it on in his car 1 of there new 1z n its was just absolute bollox
but i apologize for sayin there name in this thread.
Don't make the thread into a 'what you hate' thread, this is for jokes not people/songs you hate.
sorry man but bassman does sound pretty funny
Drum & Bass is nothing to joke about
I was out last night and the DJ played voodoo people, slam, then tarantula all b2b,
I mean i know its perth, but, at least flog something new !
In reality i just wanted someone to put on nightlife 4 and be done with it lol
What do you say to a junglistic postman?
What do you call a raver in a bank?
What happened to the Irish (excuse the racism) raver who was sent out with 50 quid to buy pills and coke?
He came back with 2 crates of Holsten and a few bottles of pepsi.
why did andy c cross the road??
...to get to the other side
why dont grooverider listen to dnb in the shower??
because when he hears something drop he panics
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