Heres a joke for you fran:
There's a new teacher starting at a school in liverpool, or her first day to try an make friends with the class she asks everyone in the room who suports liverpool to put there hands up... Everyone apart from one little girl puts there hand up, so the teacher asks "dont you suport liverpool?" to wich the girl replies "no" the teacher then asks who she suports, and the little girl replies "West ham" the teacher then asks why she suports west ham, to which the girl replies "because my parents do." The teacher then asks "do you always do everything your parents do? What if your mum was a prostitute, and your dad was a crack head who robbed cars for a living?" to which the girl replies "well then I would be a liverpool fan"
lol I know its a bit long winded, an I probly got bits wrong, but it cracked me up the first time I heard it
where ever you maybe,
You eat dogs in you own country,
could be worse,
could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house."
do u actually sing that at him?
we had 1 @ chelsea for Frank Leboeuf
"Hes Here, Hes There, Hes Every-Fucking-Where, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
but after the match he said he didnt like the fans swearing so next week we changed it to
"Hes Here, Hes There, We're Not Allowed To Swear, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
also ill always remember singing at Tromso, a part-time team from norway or summat
"Whats it like to play on grass"
ok after reading this thread an official apoligy to spiderfran ........"chelsea rent boy" sorry ad to say it! No i do apoligise mate ez