DNB FORUM CONFESSIONS :

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Aug 24, 2009.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    ok, so you cant hide your names, but were all firends here.. 1st rule of the forum, you dont talk about the forum ..

    so lets keep it between us ..

    ok

    ill start .


    * i scratched my brothers prodigy cd with a compass, then went into my other brothers room and snapped one of his new cd's . then i went and separatley told each to check out the cds, then i stood in my hallway and watched them kick the living shit out of each other, ive always been abit upset by this ..


    * i wank to much so my balls are tiny




    * i had a crap in a Beano once on the toilet, closed it and put it back on the shelf,wedged in between all the other books.. 10 years later my step dad discovered it whilst trying to read the ending to the Numbskulls , but he couldnt as the pages were dryd together with my brown glue


    * i sold most of my oldmans cd collection to get some dutty smack weed from Grimsby, i also dressed as an old man in a flat cap, and hung about my local park with an old mate at 1am, waiting for an old lady to come along.. but we couldnt go thru with it and i cried .. i was that desparate for this smack weed ..


    i am not proud of any of these, ive grown up, matured, and i would never ever, shit in a Beano again
     
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  2. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    takes a man to confess that mate....

    i have banged my mates ex bird a few times now.. i feel quite bad but also pleasured..

    i also keyed someones brand new bmw the wholeway down the side and wrote mug in big writing when i was pissed. i am ashamed
     
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  3. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I once let Fran bum me without a condom. I know it was dangerous because of his AIDS, but I wanted to feel his tender penis flesh inside me.

    Pheeeeeeeew. Glad that's out.
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Came very close to starting one of these a while back, but the t'internet at work seized at the crucial point.

    I could spend the remainder of my adult life in here, typing up the messed up things I have done.

    I will add to this thread at length, f I am still covering Reception tomorrow.
     
  5. safety

    safety double safety

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    i shot a kid in the head with a bb gun when we drove past him. i was 18 and i know this doesn't excuse it, but he was wearing kids army gear and waving his toy gun around, so i thought... if he wants war, i'll give him war.
     
  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    just get it off ya chest big man.. im all ears
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    hahahahahahahahaha this is comedy gold mate. thank you!
     
  8. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i think the painting penises post you made has to go in here actually.. along with the rest.. im sure a strange man like yourself has many stories for the grandkids .. so confess to all your sins and at the end we can suck bobs bitch tits
     
  9. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i once spied on my mates mum getting dressed in her room when i was 13! i always had a thing for her.. she had massive tits and a well good arse and i knew she used to take a shower before dinner so i decided at that young tender age to spy on my mates mum naked body!! he still doesnt know this.. neither does she!!
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I would like to do this to your forehead.

    :gang_bang
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    nah , she was cooking the dinner, why would she shower after cooking the dinner.. it doesnt add up , that was his dads arse you were bashing over, he gets in from work jumps in the shower, the wife cooks the dinner.. you stir thru the gap in the door with his dads skiddy y-fronts on your head buffing the rifle raw ..

    if your gunna confess you cant go in half heartedly mate .. :clown:
     
  12. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    I put a garden rake through my brothers head when i was younger i have always felt bad about this. and i always see the scar to remind me what i did
     
  13. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    i did fuck a girl who coughed a fat greener on my face, we where both ratassed and she was fiiiiiine. good times
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    :D
     
  15. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Me and my mate were giving our pal in school the old 'birthday beats' in true formality!
    Of course he was being a whimp and complaining about the 'pain' asking us to stop now...but me nor my best mate were stopping till he had the full 11 years worth of beating (or whatever his age was at the time)...

    the guy came into school the next day with a cast on each arm!...
     
  16. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    isnt that GBH!?
     
  17. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    can anyone hear you scream in space??
     
  18. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i shagged your mum
     
  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    tooshay kind sir!
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Someone needs to add more tags to this thread, the current ones only paint 1/2 the picture.