Dj's Day jobs.........

[Dj Mark Track]

Unless you are in the premier circle of Dj's i can't believe that you could make a really good living off playin' out......

With this in mind someone told me that Zinc has a shoe shop on Brick lane and Logan D is a Sparkie on a builing site....!!

Anyone know any others???

 

[sam the dnb man]

hype cleans graffiti off of trains

 

[Controller]

Apparently Skibba mucks out the elephant section at whipsnade zoo, and DJ Friction is a helper at Coventries school for the blind.

 

[spiderfran286]

hype cleans graffiti off of trains

IVE HEARD THAT TO MAN, ALSO HE WORKS IN A KEBAB HOUSE
I HEARD THAT HAZARD IS A TRAFFIC WARDEN

ON A SERIAY NOTE, ALL CABBIE DOES IS PLAY ON XBOX LIVE ALLLL DAY
EVERY TIME I TURN MY XBOX ON, HES PLAYING

 

[Dj Mark Track]

That is some funny shit right there....

 

[sam the dnb man]

DJ Pleasure owns a kebab shop....no lie

 

[Jelly Monster]

ive heard that mampi swift is a part time synchronized swimming instructor...

 

[Dan M]

i remember when i was dead young bout 16 an i went to slammin vynil i think, anyway my mates were expecting andy c n that to roll up in helicopters or ferraris ......god that sounds ridiculous but we were new to the music and pretty much worshipped these guys and i dunno must have jus thort they were all millionaires

 

[Toejam]

EKSMAN IS A WHORE

 

[sam the dnb man]

and he turnt up in a vauxhall nova?

 

[DJ Wizz]

i can never tell if use lot r joking or if ur serial.

ive heard tho that taxman is an ice cream man

 

[DJ SCUBA]

I HEARD THAT HAZARD IS A TRAFFIC WARDEN

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

 

[Dj-Pezzz]

and he turnt up in a NISSAN SUNNY

THATS MORE LIKE IT

 

[DJ NUERA]

Iv heard that Dett teaches expressive dance.

 

[sam the dnb man]

im never serial

 

[jmzmaloney]

Nicky Blackmarket is normally at the top of the midget triangle on motorbikes at the circus on weekdays

 

[spiderfran286]

i can never tell if use lot r joking or if ur serial.

ive heard tho that taxman is an ice cream man

TAXMAN?!? I THOUGHT HE WORKED IN THE TAX OFFICE OR SOME SHIT

I HEAR ORIGINAL SIN WRITES THE SCRIPS FOR EPISODES OF LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE

TC IS A PROFESSIONAL RENT BOY

AND

SUB FOCUS IS AN I.T CONSULTANT FOR HSBC

 

[sam the dnb man]

andy c invests in property

 

[DJ Wizz]

Nicky Blackmarket is normally at the top of the midget triangle on motorbikes at the circus on weekdays

now thats not nice

its not funny to take the piss outa circus freaks!

 

[spiderfran286]

andy c invests in property

THIS IS SERIAY THO