Dj Friction / Ed Keeley

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  1. Esstie

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    Does anyone know how old he is and if he is single??
     
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    Matt Damon MATT DAMON

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    This has got to be the best thread of the year so far
     
  4. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I was wondering the same thing myself you know! :teeth:
     
  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i dont know
    but what i do know is he smokes many cigarettes and puts them out in an l.e.d. ashtray.
    which comes in handy if you smoke in the dark.
     
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  6. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Yeh he's single. If you post some pictures (naked ones) ill pass them onto him and we'll hook something up.
     
  7. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Alright mate, no worries. I'll PM you in a bit
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Nice pecks mate.. nice pecks and that some what protruding bulge... nice.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah its in the back of his pants though, not the front, is it supposed to be like that or
     
  10. Moskit

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    He posts on here under the username Harry3... PM him a pic of you in a see thru Cashmere Tunic with your Kuniva out and tweaking your Slugs, he loves Cashmere.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    well well well look who decided to show up. to what we owe your graces presence, are they overstocked at the jerkstore or
     
  12. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Always. Back bulge is when you know you got yourself a real dirty one. Most attractive when done in the style of wet sand in the speedo's kinda full on walk like a crab while holding your pants up kinda stylee....
     
  13. DeeGun

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  14. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Must be trolling.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    As I said in the other thread..this poor existence probably wants to take advantage of a situation..geeez.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    take advantage of him and suck his dick? jeez that expression has lost some of its original impact. maybe i could be taken advantage of. soon, as soon as possible really.
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Pretending that she was raped, getting a child..these are women´s possibilities in that case..why in the world are you asking for those guy´s age and then if they are single? Poor. :D
     
  18. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    This one time, in this one situation i actually laughed very loud at this being the 1st reply lol
     
  19. RocksteadyUK

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    THATS IT!!! Thats exactly what shes going to do. Find out Frictions birthday... then stalk him on facebook to find out where he has his birthday party. Then.... dress as the clown. Once in his house she'll pretend to need the toilet.... go upstairs and strip neeekid and wait for Friction to come looking for the now missing clown. Then as he enters his booodwwa... POW..... rape allogations... fake glass weed and Jenga poo bongs and all other types of incriminating evidence. Friction will then have to take out a super injunction on this bitch and will be forced into the public eye to examin his motives... only to be convicted of rape..... the world of dnb will become unbalanced... Andy C will turn straight... and Mono-BKT will become famous with a new style of music called WONWONWZUADO.

    I can see it happening before my eyes.
     
  20. DeeGun

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    Totally. Except the Mono BKT thing :D