Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Sep 30, 2008.
SEMI AUTOMATIC, BLAP BLAP BLAP!
riisu aint shit cos he got da clap!
DJ SC is a Dick Juggling Sticky Cunt,
Nothing more than a prick, guzzling gritty spunk.
u just sound offkey
sort it out
before u goto the offie
buy a cider
one pound sixty niner
im feeling finer
whats the timer
ITS CHICO TIME!
sorry brofski thats very rude!
u better shut up or ill have ya subdued!
then wen ya down ill slice up ya face
cos dats wat ya do wen ya fucked on freebase!
dj sc i fuck you dad
but i aint ur dad!
sort ya grammar out mate!
Stick the mic by your arse cuz all you do is chat shit.
Think your rough and hard, but I'm harder than a chapped clit
u aint hard i could fold u like card!
you dunno what a clit looks like mate,
cos all you do is masturbate.
ain't like you ever been wit a bird,
you fucking homo forum nerd.
Like the card of the box your mum's dildo was hidden in?
That one you found and rubbed on your shit-ridden rim?
Harder than a chapped clit?
You can't rhyme for shit!
Little angry Dustek, mad he ain't bust a nut yet,
Is he gay? Even his mum's starting to suspect.
except ur wrong dustek as a kid.
so dont chat shit u fuckin invalid
fuckin brofski yea, time to change your sig
or i leave you on the corner bleeding like a stuck pig, ya dig
oh mhy god its dat mc fes,
ravers are leavin when dey 'ear what he ses
he's got a green name yea but it aint all that cool
def when he's chattin shit lyrics, da fool.
beebadabap beebadabop, 1, 2 , 3 ,4..ima come kick in you mates door
slap him with the tool, take his stash and leave his blood to poor.
All over my new tims.
no pork on my fork lord
wanna test me?
your girlfriend is my ho
she went down below
made my dick glow
she has a radioactive mouth
cos shes always goin down south
the roof of her mouth is white
and her pussy ainttight
its looser than a wizards sleeve
put the mic down theres the door, leave
no pork on my fork
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