Diss the person above in true MC style

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Sep 30, 2008.

  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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  2. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    SEMI AUTOMATIC, BLAP BLAP BLAP!
     
  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    riisu aint shit cos he got da clap!
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    DJ SC is a Dick Juggling Sticky Cunt,
    Nothing more than a prick, guzzling gritty spunk.
     
  5. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    brofski
    u just sound offkey
    sort it out
    before u goto the offie
    buy a cider
    one pound sixty niner
    im feeling finer
    whats the timer






    ITS CHICO TIME!
     
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  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    sorry brofski thats very rude!
    u better shut up or ill have ya subdued!
    then wen ya down ill slice up ya face
    cos dats wat ya do wen ya fucked on freebase!
     
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  7. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    dj sc i fuck you dad
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    but i aint ur dad!:D
    sort ya grammar out mate!:teeth:
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Stick the mic by your arse cuz all you do is chat shit.
    Think your rough and hard, but I'm harder than a chapped clit
     
  10. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    u aint hard i could fold u like card!:teeth:
     
  11. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    you dunno what a clit looks like mate,
    cos all you do is masturbate.
    ain't like you ever been wit a bird,
    you fucking homo forum nerd.

    <3
     
  12. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Like the card of the box your mum's dildo was hidden in?
    That one you found and rubbed on your shit-ridden rim?
     
  13. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Harder than a chapped clit?
    You can't rhyme for shit! :)

    Innit.
     
  14. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Little angry Dustek, mad he ain't bust a nut yet,
    Is he gay? Even his mum's starting to suspect.
     
  15. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    except ur wrong dustek as a kid.
    so dont chat shit u fuckin invalid
     
  16. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    fuckin brofski yea, time to change your sig
    or i leave you on the corner bleeding like a stuck pig, ya dig
     
  17. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    oh mhy god its dat mc fes,
    ravers are leavin when dey 'ear what he ses
    he's got a green name yea but it aint all that cool
    def when he's chattin shit lyrics, da fool.

    'spect.

    :D
     
  18. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    beebadabap beebadabop, 1, 2 , 3 ,4..ima come kick in you mates door
    slap him with the tool, take his stash and leave his blood to poor.

    All over my new tims.

    no pork on my fork lord
     
  19. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    wanna test me?
    no
    your girlfriend is my ho
    she went down below
    made my dick glow
    she has a radioactive mouth
    cos shes always goin down south
    the roof of her mouth is white
    and her pussy ainttight
    its looser than a wizards sleeve
    put the mic down theres the door, leave
     
  20. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    no pork on my fork