Disgusting/hilarious sexual practices.. post them here!

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  1. boobjunkie

    boobjunkie Active Member

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    Alabama hot-pot: Shit in a girl's vag then fuck her

    Arabian goggles: Rest your balls on a girl's eyes

    Harry Houdini: Fuck a girl doggy style in the dark and slyly swap over with one of your mates, move round to the front and give her a wave and a smile

    there a millions of these, post em up plz
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    strawberry milkshake: when a girls giving you a blowjob and you cum in her mouth, shut her mouth with one hand, and bash her in the mouth all you got with the other.
    now what she spits out will look like a strawberry milkshake
     
  3. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Spiderman - Fuck a girl from behind, spit on her back so she thinks you've cummed, then cum in your hand and throw it in her face when she turns around.

    Hitler - Put your finger up your arse and rub the shit over her top lip

    Angry Pirate - Spunk in a girl's eye then kick her in the shin.
     
  4. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Known also as A Dirty Sanchez.
     
  5. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    "The snow plough"

    Shag her doggy style then sweep the arms and push her around like a snow plough.

    :D
     
  6. boobjunkie

    boobjunkie Active Member

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    The monkey face - shave off all your pubes and stick em in your pocket, cum all over a bird's face then throw the pubes on her
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    ''fuck gregory, fuck him right in the ear''
     
  8. Rezin

    Rezin Freeze Motherfucker

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    Donkey Punch - The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better.

    Rusty Trombone - To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

    White Dragon - When a woman is going down on a man, right before he ejaculates he pushes down on the back of her head causing her to choke and cough thus shooting the semen out her nose. Like a dragon shooting flames or ice of it's nose.

    Cleveland Steamer - The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

    Pink Sock - After anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the anus. The pink socks appear's like folds of pink skin hangin out of the asshole. It slightly resembales a pink sock hangin out of the asshole.
     
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    wolf bagging* tie a piece of bacon to a piece of cotton, then make her swallow it, take her from behind, choice of passage is entirely your own. just as your about to cum, pull the bacon back out her throat so you trigger the gag reflex which contracts all the muslces in her lower abdamon gripping your cock as you orgasm :cowbell:
     
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    safety double safety

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    i know this as tarmacing
     
  11. boobjunkie

    boobjunkie Active Member

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    The Rodeo - Get a girl riding you cow girl style without a condom, tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can keep your cock inside her
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Some lad I know used to do something similar to this... When one of them pulled, the other two would get back to their house first wait till the lad who pulled was comming back with the bird then hide in the wardrobe, the lad would then proceed to shag the bird doggy facing the wardrobe then after he fished they would jump out of the wardrobe an scare the shit out of the bird and the guy shagging her would have to hold her in doggy style for as long as possible
     
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    very similiar to a donkey punch but instead of hitting in the back of the head, you used outstretched fingers and jab into the throat
    my missus became immune to the donkey punch, so i took it to the next level , the wolf bang .
     
  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    also the Tabogin

    do this same move at the top a set of stairs. sma eeffect except u grab her arms and ride her down the stairs like a sled
     
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    moriaty Active Member

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    cool sig, any idea where its from ? :D
     
  16. Rezin

    Rezin Freeze Motherfucker

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    the actual pic? I dunno where I got it tbh. 4chan or somehwere.

    or the riot? it was the riots in greece a while back.

    edit: Just noticed your location so you probably already know that.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Haha, best one yet
     
  18. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    This made me laugh quite alot.

    I'd be a bit confused/pissed off if someone tried to do it to me.
     
  19. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    shotgun - man gets on all fours then gets fingered n wanked so it looks like your cocking a shotgun
     
  20. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    The british middle class - lay the lady on her back legs akimbo, insert penis into vagina and slide in and out for for approximately 3 minutes (extend to 5 mins for birthdays and anniversaries) showing minimal emotion and volume

    then "arrive" in her vagina, quick peck on the cheek roll over light a pipe read two chapters from an ex-conservative's autobiography then lights out.