Disgusting/hilarious sexual practices.. post them here!

boobjunkie

Active Member
VIP Junglist
Messages
2,098
Likes
4
#1
Alabama hot-pot: Shit in a girl's vag then fuck her

Arabian goggles: Rest your balls on a girl's eyes

Harry Houdini: Fuck a girl doggy style in the dark and slyly swap over with one of your mates, move round to the front and give her a wave and a smile

there a millions of these, post em up plz
 

logikz

I Am Not The King
Tribal Leader
VIP Junglist
Messages
11,117
Likes
2,984
#2
strawberry milkshake: when a girls giving you a blowjob and you cum in her mouth, shut her mouth with one hand, and bash her in the mouth all you got with the other.
now what she spits out will look like a strawberry milkshake
 

Borf™

Borf
VIP Junglist
Messages
9,699
Likes
342
#3
Spiderman - Fuck a girl from behind, spit on her back so she thinks you've cummed, then cum in your hand and throw it in her face when she turns around.

Hitler - Put your finger up your arse and rub the shit over her top lip

Angry Pirate - Spunk in a girl's eye then kick her in the shin.
 

Rezin

Freeze Motherfucker
Messages
110
Likes
6
#8
Donkey Punch - The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better.

Rusty Trombone - To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

White Dragon - When a woman is going down on a man, right before he ejaculates he pushes down on the back of her head causing her to choke and cough thus shooting the semen out her nose. Like a dragon shooting flames or ice of it's nose.

Cleveland Steamer - The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

Pink Sock - After anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the anus. The pink socks appear's like folds of pink skin hangin out of the asshole. It slightly resembales a pink sock hangin out of the asshole.
 

safety

double safety
VIP Junglist
Messages
6,366
Likes
29
#9
wolf bagging* tie a piece of bacon to a piece of cotton, then make her swallow it, take her from behind, choice of passage is entirely your own. just as your about to cum, pull the bacon back out her throat so you trigger the gag reflex which contracts all the muslces in her lower abdamon gripping your cock as you orgasm :cowbell:
 

boobjunkie

Active Member
VIP Junglist
Messages
2,098
Likes
4
#11
The Rodeo - Get a girl riding you cow girl style without a condom, tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can keep your cock inside her
 

ScottyEightSix

HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN
VIP Junglist
Messages
13,637
Likes
889
#12
Alabama hot-pot: Shit in a girl's vag then fuck her

Arabian goggles: Rest your balls on a girl's eyes

Harry Houdini: Fuck a girl doggy style in the dark and slyly swap over with one of your mates, move round to the front and give her a wave and a smile

there a millions of these, post em up plz
Some lad I know used to do something similar to this... When one of them pulled, the other two would get back to their house first wait till the lad who pulled was comming back with the bird then hide in the wardrobe, the lad would then proceed to shag the bird doggy facing the wardrobe then after he fished they would jump out of the wardrobe an scare the shit out of the bird and the guy shagging her would have to hold her in doggy style for as long as possible
 

12 inch grinch

Active Member
VIP Junglist
Messages
1,688
Likes
0
#13
wolf bagging* tie a piece of bacon to a piece of cotton, then make her swallow it, take her from behind, choice of passage is entirely your own. just as your about to cum, pull the bacon back out her throat so you trigger the gag reflex which contracts all the muslces in her lower abdamon gripping your cock as you orgasm :cowbell:

very similiar to a donkey punch but instead of hitting in the back of the head, you used outstretched fingers and jab into the throat
my missus became immune to the donkey punch, so i took it to the next level , the wolf bang .
 

Rezin

Freeze Motherfucker
Messages
110
Likes
6
#16
cool sig, any idea where its from ? :D
the actual pic? I dunno where I got it tbh. 4chan or somehwere.

or the riot? it was the riots in greece a while back.

edit: Just noticed your location so you probably already know that.
 
Last edited:

Toejam

OOOBEY DOOBEY
VIP Junglist
Messages
4,703
Likes
403
#20
The british middle class - lay the lady on her back legs akimbo, insert penis into vagina and slide in and out for for approximately 3 minutes (extend to 5 mins for birthdays and anniversaries) showing minimal emotion and volume

then "arrive" in her vagina, quick peck on the cheek roll over light a pipe read two chapters from an ex-conservative's autobiography then lights out.
 
Top