dirty breaks

JimpaDirt

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A lot of people live on the line! It could really raise your life quality with some extra excitement at your job. Maybe he changed your whole life with his new signature?
 

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How come all you office headz can look at the forumz all day? I work in a tool & plant hire place, if I want to go on the forums I have to do it on the sly on my itouch. If I were to get caught doing anything except working I would get a warning. And so on so forth untill I was signing on with armpit.
 

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yeah you have to change it dirty breaks, as nice as it is. have you seen the wossname.... tia acree. asia carerra. whats her name? oh yeah tila tequila, shes got a sex tape out. its pretty miraculous.
 

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How come all you office headz can look at the forumz all day? I work in a tool & plant hire place, if I want to go on the forums I have to do it on the sly on my itouch. If I were to get caught doing anything except working I would get a warning. And so on so forth untill I was signing on with armpit.
cos i work in IT - got 2 screens. one for work one for not work...
but if anyone sees Pr0n on my screen i am f00ked
 

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Yeah, you gotta hate those thousand something posts newfags. Some of em are okay but the others try to copy other members so bad..yawn :teeth:
 

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was it a sensation of impending doom, being washed up and a creeping idea that you have to leave the country?
was it heidi, cute as a button, last i heard of heidi she had moved uptown, keeping the place clean for some high paying fool, then one night she thought she was a fish and drowned in the swimming pool.
 

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Karl impersonation of the year goes too.....
there was a thread about such a thing... tell a story in the style of logikz

was it a sensation of impending doom, being washed up and a creeping idea that you have to leave the country?
was it heidi, cute as a button, last i heard of heidi she had moved uptown, keeping the place clean for some high paying fool, then one night she thought she was a fish and drowned in the swimming pool.
but u cant impersonate this can u
i mean... what?! wow!
 

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was it a sensation of impending doom, being washed up and a creeping idea that you have to leave the country?
was it heidi, cute as a button, last i heard of heidi she had moved uptown, keeping the place clean for some high paying fool, then one night she thought she was a fish and drowned in the swimming pool.
youre like that Cat artist who got diagnosed with schizophrenia, but carried on drawing cats even when in an insane asylum, and slowly all his cat drawings became more psychadelic and abstract until they barely resembled cats
 

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no, that thread was years ago when i was on top of my writing game and didnt just post grunts and insults. people said i should write a book after reading posts and e-mails. this is of course not possible, i dont have what it takes. alls i got is no regard for internets so i write whatever i feel like, thats the only difference. most people take internet like something you have to be cool on or serious or secret, i know it isnt and so i am free to write whatever i feel like. i dont think people appreciate how difficult it is to write something entertaining, you hear it at work sometimes, somebody says 'hey youre a funny guy, cant you put together five to ten minutes of funny stuffs and do that on the mic when they prepare dessert on the big company christmas do?' fucking five to ten minutes is impossible to just whoop up like that. three minutes is tough enough as it is. i write poor and uninspired bits mainly and im most absolutely on top of my game when im vodka hung over, that just shakes me lose from reality. cant drink vodka all the time any more sadly, have to limit it to very rarely indeed.
 
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