dirty breaks

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jimjimjim, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    please could you change you sig m8 as i cant be seen looking at nsfw at work.

    nice sig btw but .....
     
  2. JimpaDirt

    JimpaDirt Vettvilling

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    A lot of people live on the line! It could really raise your life quality with some extra excitement at your job. Maybe he changed your whole life with his new signature?
     
  3. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    or he could get me fired - then i would loose my house...
     
  4. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    turn sigs off mang
     
  5. Fire starter

    Fire starter Active Member

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    How come all you office headz can look at the forumz all day? I work in a tool & plant hire place, if I want to go on the forums I have to do it on the sly on my itouch. If I were to get caught doing anything except working I would get a warning. And so on so forth untill I was signing on with armpit.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah you have to change it dirty breaks, as nice as it is. have you seen the wossname.... tia acree. asia carerra. whats her name? oh yeah tila tequila, shes got a sex tape out. its pretty miraculous.
     
  7. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    cos i work in IT - got 2 screens. one for work one for not work...
    but if anyone sees Pr0n on my screen i am f00ked
     
  8. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Yeah, you gotta hate those thousand something posts newfags. Some of em are okay but the others try to copy other members so bad..yawn :teeth:
     
  9. Fire starter

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    Karl impersonation of the year goes too.....
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not me probably. few people if any can impersonate me as poorly as i can.
     
  11. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    sorry guys... 3 litres of Frosty Jacks with a splash of good old Robinsons + boredom + waffles isn't the best combination...

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  12. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    what was ur sig pic db?
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Should prolly rather be Karl wannabe of the year or Karl impostor but whatever..I think we┬┤re talking about the same guy :D
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    meh nothing special. or nothing that i wouldnt mind knowing where its from?
     
  15. dirty breaks

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    i cant even remember tbh. all i know is i woke up with a bit of a headache and when i finally got to sleep i got woke up by my flatmates and then i carried on drinking, its all a bit blurry...
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    was it a sensation of impending doom, being washed up and a creeping idea that you have to leave the country?
    was it heidi, cute as a button, last i heard of heidi she had moved uptown, keeping the place clean for some high paying fool, then one night she thought she was a fish and drowned in the swimming pool.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    there was a thread about such a thing... tell a story in the style of logikz

    but u cant impersonate this can u
    i mean... what?! wow!
     
  18. Harry3

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    youre like that Cat artist who got diagnosed with schizophrenia, but carried on drawing cats even when in an insane asylum, and slowly all his cat drawings became more psychadelic and abstract until they barely resembled cats
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no, that thread was years ago when i was on top of my writing game and didnt just post grunts and insults. people said i should write a book after reading posts and e-mails. this is of course not possible, i dont have what it takes. alls i got is no regard for internets so i write whatever i feel like, thats the only difference. most people take internet like something you have to be cool on or serious or secret, i know it isnt and so i am free to write whatever i feel like. i dont think people appreciate how difficult it is to write something entertaining, you hear it at work sometimes, somebody says 'hey youre a funny guy, cant you put together five to ten minutes of funny stuffs and do that on the mic when they prepare dessert on the big company christmas do?' fucking five to ten minutes is impossible to just whoop up like that. three minutes is tough enough as it is. i write poor and uninspired bits mainly and im most absolutely on top of my game when im vodka hung over, that just shakes me lose from reality. cant drink vodka all the time any more sadly, have to limit it to very rarely indeed.
     
  20. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    hard times logikz