dirty breaks aka The Guest

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jan 24, 2015.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  2. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    guessing he asked for his account to be deleted,

    maybe he felt this place was a bad influence
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    alot of people have asked there accounts to be deleted..

    most of them told to f off.

    and then they come back and continue posting for 4 years...

    ...

    and then.. erm..
     
  4. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    bone?
     
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  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yes i seem to recall karen also saying so about dibbys, how he was goin to "make it in the industry" as a dj or whatever and this place held him back. and if dibbys really wasnt a troll account of yours, so pull up cos i need me some earl james (fat blak guy that played lord vader) whens the last time you did aany
    now the decision is yours michael

    lol i wrote that when i was nodding off on the old skagaroo sooooo badddddddddd
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    naa im good. i went through the looking glass.

    now im zen.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    good work, cos i been on a good level for a while now. i know i blabber on about it alot but really, im one of the more sesnibkl┬┤┬┤ke ugys yiykk ever jnbiw
     
  8. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Cat breath smells like cat food.
     
  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    my cats breath smells like your mums cock.

























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  10. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Funny story, I once got a gift that was a cat from a girl I was having sex with. She named her Meow Meow. and Meow Meow was my besets friend. But one day after some vigorous sex with My girl friend I rolled on my back and started the usual talking routine with said girl friend. "Yep, you are right and interesting, and yea she sounds like a bitch." was my response to her incessant bantering until I began to feel an odd sensation. I told her to stop rubbing my dick because whatever she was doing felt wrong. She then said, " I aint touching' you." The horror, the shear horror of the sensation compelled me to lift up the cover only to find................Meow Meow licking the leavings off my cock.
    I would of needed therapy if it was not for the fact I never thought of that until right now. Way to be a dick Castle. :mad:
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    im confused.. so ima a dick.. and your cat loves to suck dick.. this 'woman' you speak of.. how does she feel about the cat taking her cum licking responsibilities? is that why the relationship didn't last? maybe shes down at the kitty pound waiting for you! all the while me as the dick, you as the sensation feeler and miss (i fucking hope miss) meow meow are engaged in some sort of pre marital relations? do you know how silly that sounds?!
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    I approve of thread! Good work lads