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Hey This idea was stolen from a dnb fourm member. Dose anybody remember the dude or the original post. Also, if you are him, go after native instruments for stealing your joke.
Original quote
"I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all."
Ahh I found him
@Innovine
https://dnbforum.com/threads/i-thought-using-loops-was-cheating-but.176747/#post-1475755
Original quote
"I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all."
Ahh I found him
@Innovine
https://dnbforum.com/threads/i-thought-using-loops-was-cheating-but.176747/#post-1475755
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