Did you know you produce 1-2 pints of sweat a day ?

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Whay can't it be beer ?
     
  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    become a alcoholic, im sure you'd be able to recycle some...
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    good call

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    did you know teh human body sheds about 105lbs of skin a year ??fackin ell
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Or lick an alcoholics armpits

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    Woah whats going on with the increase of knowledge. Encyclopedia salesman been round or summat
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    hey I am expandin my mind. which according to eth interweb weights 1.3-1.4 kgs....yours prob weighs more James cos your a clever chap

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    Did you know the average human testicle is 18cm cubed ... thats 36 cm cubed of spunkyness you carrying around there.
     
  6. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i bottle and sell mine
     
  7. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    I collect mine and ferment it in oak casks... next batch of moonsweat will be ready soon as it reaches 40% abv
     
  8. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    so im packing some 36cc bollox right
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    maybe..I am sure I don't want to speculate about your bollocks if that is ok
     
  10. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    More importantly however, the brain has the consistency of Tofu, and the eye, to slightly under-ripened Brie.
     
  11. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    15 million blood cells are destroyed inside the human body every second
     
  12. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    wounder how much love juice we produce ?
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    enough to fill a mothers mouth
     
  14. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Amen to that.

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  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    the average weight of a dum is 2kg. We poo about 1.47 miles of poo in a lifetime..saw it on wikipedia, must be true.Thtas one hell of a cable

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    quite
     
  16. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    im pretty sure they already utilising it for the UK's broadband Radius.
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    which means the majority of the uks bandwidth is used for dressed porn pictures middle aged women. eating farts, i think we can all agree that radius, stan or lately karl (?) has a penchant for fecal related matters with farts as the dominant feature.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    how thick is this cable?
    cos im pretty sure ive shat out about that already
     
  20. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    you can measure it if you like

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    shhh...don't say my (??) name there's people out there who want to kill me. Ah well, i say EAT MY SHIT. :)
    I use the bandwidth for trolling and poo is a great way to troll.
    or is that pooing and troll I get confusd and spel wron cos it annoy Mosshtki