did the world end?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, May 22, 2011.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i can't tell from here
     
  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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  3. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    i hope it ended for them fools who thought it was gona end.
     
  4. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I beleive it raptured for all those backward folk in kent.
     
  5. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Well I'm ok?
     
  6. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    No you're not , you're from Kent :teeth:
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I cant believe this pastor did the same thing in 1994! There's obviously no end to human stupidity...
     
  8. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Well he missed one then :teeth:
     
  9. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    still in tact
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    You watch those cunts say "oh. Well it's gonna end on another date". No offence if you are religious, but fuck believing that some magical jeb-end is going to beam down and whisk you away to a better place. Save that shit for the scientologists. Fuckers
     
  11. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Virgo intacta?
     
  12. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    Clearly a massive publicity stunt for his website. Probably gonna make a mint off membership subscriptions in the next year due to this.
     
  13. underspawn

    underspawn Headz Roll

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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    exactly
     
  15. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i wish it did end, then i wouldnt have to work today.
     
  16. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    Lads, lads!!

    I had some pretty intense visions or something last night, like one of them divine inventions, and I'm pretty sure my cat stopped Rapture and the Apocalypse and all that by eating a Hello Kitty cupcake thus dividing by zero.

    Or that might just have been the mescaline...
     
  17. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    And so what was written came to pass...






    Are we gonna have to write the name of your cat into the bible or something?
     
  18. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    Rapture On Hold

    There was fury across the universe this morning, after Jesus cancelled plans for the much anticipated Rapture on the 21st of May 2011, due to budget cuts and fears over worker saftey.

    The Archangel Trade Union went on strike yesterday morning, 7 hours before the Rapture was due to begin, due to cuts to welfare and healthcare for all non-Human entities. Disputes have been ongoing for the last 400 years, due to fears for worker saftey in the new planet decommisioning system, which is now $25Trillion over budget, ''he cant make it until 2114 at the earliest'', a spokesperson for Jesus Christ Interstellar Ltd said today. The Mayan Diety Union have also made a statement, ''unless he arrives before 20th December 2012'', when the Mayan Calander is due to be shutdown, ready for its restart on the 21st of December 2012, ''we will take legal action against him, as it will add a further $12Billion to the planned realignment of Planet Earth and the Solar System''. The Consortium of Prophets are up in arms, with one member throwing a shoe at Archangel Gabriel during the official news conference, less than 12 hours after the planned Rapture, ''Why are we always the last to know? our jobs are hard enough as it is, without this kind of crap, we where up all night waiting for this''. Buddha was unavailable for comment.
     
  19. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    The Bible's a brilliant collection of Babylonian, Mesopotamian and Nubian folk tales, twisted and distorted through 2000 years of the Church pumping it full of religio-steroids and bigotry making it the vessel of a mutant super-religion bent on dominating all aspects of human life.

    There's nothing my cat can do to that book that the Christians haven't done already.

    Now take the Quaran...
     
  20. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    wish everyone would stop going on about the world ending, we all know busted have been to the year 3000.