did anyone see them???

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    Yep. Marty still owes me a fiver, cheeky sod
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    u aint getting that back
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    its all false anyway... its october 2015 they jump to
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    its actually 2015
    matell and nike have got 3 years left to make me a ma facking hover board and some self lacing shoes.

    don't let me down future.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    prepare to be disappointed aj old boy, in case you hadnt noticed, the only thing thats different from 20 years ago, is iphones, cgi and nothing, buildings are the same, trees, the path down to the store, kidnap murder, the kiosk, ice cream, all that looks exactly the same. cerebral implants, holograms, cybernetic limbs, mechs, flying cars, teleportation, why, wormholes and lightspeed, all the things the number 2000 was supposed to mean seems about as probable as an episode of the jetsons. or, alternatively, i hear japan is pretty darn hi tech, you could check that out i suppose.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    im not going to japan.
    its too far to fly and i cant go that long without a cigarette.
    sure u can get those electric ciggies that are just like real ciggies only shit.
    i suppose the future has given us that but its not enough.
    its 2012 i was supposed to be living on the moon with a robot dog and a roast dinner in pill form.

    who's to blame?
    the jews? liberal democrats? pat sharpe?
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    Pat Sharp's mullet
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what about paddy. can we do paddy. hes clearly guilty.
     
  10. JReilly

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    2012 and I still have to wipe my own ass!
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    no you don't theres toilets that can do that shit. literally
     
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    Really, I though that was just a Japanese thing?

    I was kind of hoping for slave robot type thing that could wipe my ass and do other activities for me that are not...... I repeat not of a sexual nature.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    besides skinning up (which is an art a robot could never master).. wtf other activities besides a shining do u want?
     
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    Something that could hold me me at night and whisper nice things in my ear.
    Something that could make me smile when I'm feeling down.
    Something that would let me tickle it's pickle every now and again you know?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    all very valid suggestions jreilly. but dude, the three seashells. ed 209. cyberspace, as in with the helmet and its a perfectly real and believable world. or holodeck, or the matrix chair. none of that seems to be even remotely interesting in todays business climate. concepts from a time when noone was right. anachronisms, which is sad, cos i was really looking forward to some of this crap.
     
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    To be fair, Hoverboards and flying cars are things I think we could do with out. The last thing I want is a bunch of drunk teenagers on ther hoverboards flying around my house causing shit. Or some dirty perve hovering outside the window spying on the misses.

    Although.... that would mean I could spy on the chick next door hmmmmmmmm.
     
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    Asia has the bum gun.
     
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    is it the gun in ur sig
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    sure hope not. a relevant question about the hoverboard is how high can it go? can you kind of soup it up to go ten meters in the air? also, how does it react to a kickflip? when upside down, does it... if you see what im saying here. all in all its a rather unlikely thing tbh
     
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    It would have to be restricted somehow, but I garauntee some clever bastard would work out how to derestrict it. Then you'd have a bunch of nutters hovering all over the place where they are not wanted. Plus I would imagine it would have to run off some type of fuel, the fuel would be taxed to fuck and would render the board a very expensive investment (unless it was magnetised, but then you would have to have hover tracks and they would be more in like a tram format.) Plus You would have to have some sort of liscence to drive it, I doubt they would let any plonker jump on board one.

    The government will find a way to ruin anything fun. If they don't rest assured the rest of humanity will fuck it up.