Diary of a northener

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Toejam, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    How do! My name is Sid but you would best know me as spiderfran.Im a reet northener so id thought id best tell thee what a normal week is like for a northener
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    Monday morning off to work for tuppence a day down t'pit, i reet love my job the lads at work know how to graft, we have a saying at work "those who dont graft get the shaft"
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    Then after work its down t'local for pint of bods
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    then off to keith's yard for a blaze of hash and munchies

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    This is Alex aka Dj prospekt hes a reet ol' fella rinsing the decks and t'ting, here we are just about to hit the rave at the local community center
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    This me off t'tits when alex drops Machet't't't't't't't't eee
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    Day after i received my award for services towards to tending to t'sheep
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    This is granville keep clear away from him
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    taadaa noow there chook
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  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    u have so much time on ya hands dont u!
     
  3. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    ffs

    great read

    u da man
     
  4. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    man this hand me in stitches hahaha

    big ups (y)
     
  5. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    CONGRATS YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY WON THE 2009 HATER AWARDS!!!
     
  6. Prospekt

    Prospekt Active Member

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    Innit man, Sc lighten up you frothy gnome.
     
  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Hahaha, this was quality.

    Fran, you little queerbum, this is blatantly the real you.
     
  8. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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  9. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Aye, it be rheet up norf, int it.




    I miss home.
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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  11. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    a tell tha wot tha's got a cheek that toejam as
     
  12. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    CHEERS THAT IS EXACTLY ME, INFACT TOEJAM, U BEEN WATCHING ME?
     
  13. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Shit how I mis that first time around. Funny shit...liked the Frothy gnome comment too.
     
  14. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    haha quality , i missed this ..

    if i wasnt so slow and the waffle didnt pile up so quick , Oscars voting would of gone a different way.
     
  15. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Fuckin brilliant
     
  16. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Fuck me, I know almost all the guys in that post. They're big players on the northern scene.

    They brought us electricity, barms and started the industrial revolution.
     
  17. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Well deserved bump there Sirus (y) Funny stuff.
     
  18. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    Haha i missed this when it was made. glad it was bumped.