Describe the greatest camp you ever built NSFW

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    In my early teens built an awesome camp in the woods near the traintracks, quite near was a scrap yard where we could get nice little tit bits to garnish the place with, anvils, car engines, right near was a little back exit 3 foot by 3 foot tunnel under a train track got the hell out of there if the farmer turned up. Managed to winch a spastic in the tree one day, left him there whilst we all went for dinner. Good times.

    Always seemed to be digging holes in the woods for some reason. Another time we found this crazy fenced pen with geese in it, crows hung up on electrical fence, there was small gas chambers in it aswell. Fuck knows what it was all about, deep in the woods. We decided to release the poor bastards, knocked down the fence, then they came straight at us, my mate took one out with a spade, nearly decapitated it.

    Always up to mischieve near the camp, erected this odd constuction 2 tyres with an anvil placed on top of it, covered it in bits of trees, stuck a dead blackbird on top of it, put it in the middle of the road, hid in the camp and waited for someone to crash into it.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Re: Describe the greatest camp you ever built

    to crash into it, strange that, it was always about setting trap snares or feeding seagull bread dipped in kerosene or setting frogs on fire or digging holes you could cover with leaves or carving spears and arrows out of stuff. we even tried to make our own rope once, apparently youre suspposed to braid grass and then yank it so it gets tough somehow, really difficult, same as making fire with a stick and some dry bark. all that never worked for shit but it was better than losing playing wrecking crew on the nes for the 438902940th time.

    i never built a treehouse as such but we did throw forrest raves a few times and that was kind of cool we had black lights and neon and backdrops and tents and a chillout and a dj booth and i think around four people showed up soooo boy oh boy was that a wild and crazy party.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I was awesome at climbing trees, being slight I could get higher than the average, my fat mate however got stuck and started crying at a very pitiful height, someone had to go home and get his mum, he made a mockery of our crew that day, he was fucking 15. I was for throwing bricks at him.
     
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    We used to make bases out of hay bails n shit so they were disguised at the side of the field near the woods... set fires in dens with PVC sheet roofing and it would melt on us, we once did one with 2 floors, that was fucking epic still some1 bought smoke bombs from the garden centre n gassed us out then destroyed it. The best was the hay bails tho... get some1 in it you don't like and every1 jumps on the top of the bail n collapses it hahaha. We once found a bird cage and put this kid in it and tied him into it with sharp wire so he couldnt take it off... just running around with his top half squashed into a bird cage like a headless chicken whilst we threw stuff at him that wouldnt go thru the gaps of the cage and hurt him (fucked up i know but we were kids lol) we also used to have mud bomb fights where u pull up the corn from the field and theres like a cricket ball size clump of dirt on the roots u can throw as projectiles!! good times! And zip lines too teefin thick wire cable and safety nets to make ziplines was wicked!
     
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    Re: Describe the greatest camp you ever built

    I made a fort in a travel lodge on Friday night does that count.
     
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    im at my girlfriends, and typing this on my phone, so you'll just have to imagine the 50 or so gay guys photoshopped onto a picture of auchwitz.
     
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    Re: Describe the greatest camp you ever built

    Sounds like gay slang that Matty, its not that kind of thread.
     
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    Doesnt sound like it, you put a spastic in a sex winch and "dug holes" with your friends.
    Sounds like a poofs paradise, and I will not be a part of it I assure you of that.
     
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    Yeah Matty one spastic in the woods, dont forget I've been in your house men hanging from all the ceilings like fucking Christmas decorations, with their asses popping out the floors in the upstairs rooms, I thought it was unconventional art til I saw the vat of KY in the bassment, took me fucking 4 months to get out of that hellhole. Is Barry still alive? We always talked about meeting if we ever made it out.
     
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    RIP Barry :lighter:
     
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    You know the weirdest thing about that is that Barry is actually the name of my housemate.
     
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    that is not what house mate i supposed to mean matthew. you foul foul deviant.
     
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    Re: Describe the greatest camp you ever built

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    sometimes I get lonely.
     
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    turn around. total eclipse of the heart.
     
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