delivery blues

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  1. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    waiting for my new monitors to arrive. phoned up to ask for a time frame.....between 8.30 and 6.
    so.... all fucking day then!
    got uni for an hour today, between 12 and 1.
    who wants to bet they will show up in that hour?
    i wanna punch something.:twisted::twisted::twisted:
     
  2. Greg P

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    Dude they're so gonna come in that hour, it's sod's law innit...

    Can you leave a note saying to leave it with a neighbour? Or get soemone round to house-sit for an hour or so?

    Or maybe fuck off uni for the day?
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    greg! hows it going man how was the weekend.

    frat the package is huge and weighs like a ton so make sure youre there when they come, i carried that package all over town and its bloody murder
     
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    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    HaHa thats the way it always is though. You leave and delivery man arrives:sadbana:
     
  5. Greg P

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    Yeah man, I guess you're just gonna have to fuck off your education for the day man, get caught up off someone else on the course...

    Yeah weekend was pretty perfect logikz, got a phonecall offering me a new job on Friday, so am fucking excited...
    Not started celebrating proper yet as I'm waiting for the offer letter, soon as I get that though, If it all goes through it's gonna be amazing...

    Also went shopping with the missus, got a sick new hoodie that was like 20 quid off and some old Mampi records, watched the football with a couple of pints, which we even managed to win, next day got up and walked in the park in the sunshine, fed the ducks, played some table tennis, then went out and got rat arsed pissed with the lads...

    All in all, I reckon that's a fucking good weekend... Although I didn't win any table tennis, man I was shit yesterday, although the new serve is coming along nicely, I'm sure you'll be relieved to hear...
     
  6. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    hmmmm.....
    fucking delivery bastards.
    gimmee my fookin monitors you useless scrat ends!!!!!!!
    I'm looking at my hifi speakers with animosity.
     
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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    FUUUUUCK!
    went to uni and left someone at my house to wait for the delivery.
    They missed the fucking delivery coz they were sat on the fucking toilet!
    i got home as the fucking van drove off, no number to call, just some automated shit!
    got to wait till tommorrow now!
    Angry does not describe my fucking disapointment right now!
     
  8. Greg P

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    Oh man...

    That's some serious fail from the house sitter there,

    perhaps they misunderstood when you said that they need to sit and wait for a package to be dropped off...
     
  9. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    i actually wanna kill her. shes gone now so i cant.
    i know i'll get it tomorrow, but i'm fucking annoyed anyway.
     
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    Oh come on it's not about 1 day, you got the rest of you life to admire them monitors but jsut 1 day to wait them, take the best of it, dream about it how your production skills magically jump to high heavens when you plug them in... you get a release and hospital gets interested and everyone wants a piece of you - suddenly you're @ The End backing Fabio. Then you realise that's never going to happen, and nobody will even buy those things off you cause "they're so 2008" and you end up pawning them because you wanted to be the top cat and got hooked on wack cocaine, but the pawn shop gentleman wont take them because of the dent on corner of the other speaker from when you threw it at your girlfriend when she started screaming cause you sit on the computer all day trying to make tunes and promising her stars from the sky when you "hit it Big" and not even that "but this one's got 16 inputs instead of your 3" joke couldn't bring her back.

    Or not.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    doubt shed want to come back anyway, not after the thing you pulled with the condom full of cum you took into the bathroom, shat in it, tanked it full of piss and dropped in on the floor, that was kind of the last draw so to speak
     
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    im such a bitch....
     
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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    lol, funny fucker.
    i could almost touch them .
    yes, one more day but, imagina a child waking up on christmas morning expecting presents. rushes down stairs to find out that his parents have been electrocuted by the tree lights and the dog has pissed on all his presents.
    It's the same!!!!!!
     
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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    might binge on cakes and icecream just to ease the pain
     
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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    stay tuned kids for todays episode of DELIVERY BLUES!!!!!
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    binge on cake and icecream youre a wuss
     
  17. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    shut up logikz!
    you're hurtin me man!
    i got feelins you big ape!
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i like it when you dont like it. and no babies.
     
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    SoulShaker Synth

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    Dam thats funny
     
  20. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    i don't get it but,................................................I HATE YOU!
    i'm gonna report you to the moderators of moderators you big ninny
    :D