Decent Punch Recipe

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Anyone got any good recipe's for punch? A mate is having a party and we want to knock up something tasty that will get you shitfaced

Cheers!
 

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yup load from the shoulder, keep a straight elbow, remember the thumb on the outside or youre likely to break it, twist the hip, aim for whatever you can see at that point,this one time i got punched in the face it all happened so fast i wondered why the dude was out of focus all of a sudden. to me it took years to focus on him, get a fix on his location and then break his fucking head, one punch the dude was on the floor all types of fucking blood flowing out his head. took years to me, my girl said it was instantaneous, guess thats adrenaline for you. punch right. well macho that ent it.
 

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Make Sangria.

If I recall correctly from my bartending days all you need is a shitload of red wine, a few oranges, a little brandy and tonic or whatever to make it bubbly and refreshing and not just something alcoholics drink down asap and still feel a little bit classy after.
 

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Sangria

3 parts red wine
1 part orange juice
2 parts lemonade
ice
fresh mint
sliced fruit such as oranges and lemons

Most others require sour mix or super syrup which you will likely have to make yourself seing as you cant really buy them in shops in the uk...
 

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Add a little rum or brandy to that recipe you should have yoyrself a boom ting welcome punch make all the guys in high spirits and all the girls' panties dripping like so many stalagmites, mate!
 

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Ages ago I used southern comfort, cider, home made rakia, tropical juice some kind of squash and a load of chopped up fruit to make a punch. It was beautiful and got you fucked...don't remember much of that night.
 

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One 750ml bottle wray and nephews rum
half a bottle of grenadine
one litre bottle orange juice
one litre bottle pineapple juice
squeeze in 3 or 4 limes
 
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Rum Punch.

1 of sour (lime juice)
2 of sweet (sugar syrup)
3 of hard (rum)
4 of weak (water)

Dash of angostura bitters + some grated nutmeg and you're away.
 

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its like a pitcher of cocktail but with less alcohol and more canned fruits. its fking awful unless there is nothing else to drink in sight OR its a special pcp spiked punch
 

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yup load from the shoulder, keep a straight elbow, remember the thumb on the outside or youre likely to break it, twist the hip, aim for whatever you can see at that point,this one time i got punched in the face it all happened so fast i wondered why the dude was out of focus all of a sudden. to me it took years to focus on him, get a fix on his location and then break his fucking head, one punch the dude was on the floor all types of fucking blood flowing out his head. took years to me, my girl said it was instantaneous, guess thats adrenaline for you. punch right. well macho that ent it.
Oh Karlos :lol:
 
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