Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Apr 17, 2012.
Fucking hate swans. Anally attacked one with an Aladin magic lamp when I was younger. What oaf manages to get killed by one though
scary propaganda by the anti swan consortium tbh
killing and raping elephants
Swans can be fuckin aggressive they are strong enough to break a fully grown mans leg with a swipe of there wing. True fact
Thank god I never fully grew!
Seriously, I'm like two foot four.
what a way to go
water way to go
cant break my leg no damn swan can break anything on me. swan try to kill me he better run. cos ill fuck a swan up. id say hey swan. stop doing that. your a swan you cant do it. then id drive a motor boat out into the swan farm, tie a rope round its damn neck and pull of doing 80 fucking swan skidding across the water behind me, then id drag it up into the forest where i got my machete and cut its head off. and legs. and take its beak. then go to the bar and put the beak in a bitch drink. or possibly in the peanuts. maybe strap it on, and threaten to break peoples legs with one swipe of my powerful wing. true story btw, we did this as kids.
classic austin powers
Apparently that is just a myth
But they are scary fuckers, there's always two near me that just sit in the road or on the pavement and they force you to walk round
they punchin there fists? starin daggers at u? shank dem
I was attacked by ducks and geese before..that was scary enuff.
attacked. by ducks, and it was scary you say? its clearly been organized by emilio estevez. ehaeheahea. hrm.
dude, I was 10 or something like that..it was one of the scariest moments so far
dolan! good call, im off to check out dolan comics on some nobhed website but not memebase or knowyourmeme cos they are virus ridden cesspools full of women and other feeble minded creatures
Hahaha, is that dolan thing a new internet trend?
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