cant break my leg no damn swan can break anything on me. swan try to kill me he better run. cos ill fuck a swan up. id say hey swan. stop doing that. your a swan you cant do it. then id drive a motor boat out into the swan farm, tie a rope round its damn neck and pull of doing 80 fucking swan skidding across the water behind me, then id drag it up into the forest where i got my machete and cut its head off. and legs. and take its beak. then go to the bar and put the beak in a bitch drink. or possibly in the peanuts. maybe strap it on, and threaten to break peoples legs with one swipe of my powerful wing. true story btw, we did this as kids.