Death by swan

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    lerl
     
  2. JHSE23

    JHSE23 the yen

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    Fucking hate swans. Anally attacked one with an Aladin magic lamp when I was younger. What oaf manages to get killed by one though
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    an american.
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    scary propaganda by the anti swan consortium tbh
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    killing and raping elephants
     
  6. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Swans can be fuckin aggressive they are strong enough to break a fully grown mans leg with a swipe of there wing. True fact
     
  7. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    Thank god I never fully grew!

    Seriously, I'm like two foot four.
     
  8. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    what a way to go
     
  9. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    water way to go


    lol
     
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  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    cant break my leg no damn swan can break anything on me. swan try to kill me he better run. cos ill fuck a swan up. id say hey swan. stop doing that. your a swan you cant do it. then id drive a motor boat out into the swan farm, tie a rope round its damn neck and pull of doing 80 fucking swan skidding across the water behind me, then id drag it up into the forest where i got my machete and cut its head off. and legs. and take its beak. then go to the bar and put the beak in a bitch drink. or possibly in the peanuts. maybe strap it on, and threaten to break peoples legs with one swipe of my powerful wing. true story btw, we did this as kids.
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i lol'd
     
  12. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    classic austin powers
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Apparently that is just a myth

    But they are scary fuckers, there's always two near me that just sit in the road or on the pavement and they force you to walk round
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    they punchin there fists? starin daggers at u? shank dem
     
  15. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I was attacked by ducks and geese before..that was scary enuff.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    attacked. by ducks, and it was scary you say? its clearly been organized by emilio estevez. ehaeheahea. hrm.
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    dude, I was 10 or something like that..it was one of the scariest moments so far :D
     
  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ducks?

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  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dolan! good call, im off to check out dolan comics on some nobhed website but not memebase or knowyourmeme cos they are virus ridden cesspools full of women and other feeble minded creatures
     
  20. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Hahaha, is that dolan thing a new internet trend?