deal or no deal

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Mr Fletch, May 17, 2012.

  1. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    I've been stuck at home all week with a nasty chest infection, and for some unknown reason have started watching deal or no deal on channel 4. I'm just curious if anyone's here has actually tried applying to go on the show?

    I think it's cool cos you aint gotta be a fuckin rocket scientist for a chance to win a few grand! I'm seriously considering applying for it, chances are I wont get through, but still, gotta be worth a try huh? Think of the studio equipment I could buy if I got on there and took away a few thousand?!?! Knowing my luck tho, I'll end being greedy and walking away with £5 or worse stil......1p!!

    Should I do it?
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Go for it. When you're there make sure you lock Noel Edmonds in one of those red boxes. I'm sure he'll fit. Might have to fold up his hair before attempting though
     
  3. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    lol, yeah he just kinda naturally grates on ya dont he?

    I dont think he's human? I remember when I was a kid and he was on saturday nights on itv, Noels house party I believe it was called? I think I was about 8 or 9 then, maybe slightly older? I'm now 32, and he doesnt look like he's aged a single fuckin day! it's not human I tell ya! iRobot is happening!
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Pretty sure he was the result of merging human DNA with a garden gnome.
     
  5. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    OH MY GOD! If I get on there I'm gonna take him a fishing rod and a christmas hat!
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You wouldn't leave your children with him would ya...

    He looks like he has a penchant for anime & inappropriately touching himself in playgrounds.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    :lol: "Noel's Sleep-over Party"
    Noel provides the Jesus Juice whilst Mr Blobby prepares a penis puppet show.
     
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    Stupid bitch crying over a £21,000 win needs a headbutt.. Where's Dan M when you need him?
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    A rare pic of Noel enjoying a tin bath

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    Call Marlok for all your Dan M related needs.
     
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  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    look this is nonsense, im gonna go read social security numbers from the 1960s. its way more exciting. 1967 to be precise, a poignant litter.
     
  11. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    One of my mates was on it, ended up with £1 and £250k left, took the money at £56k or some shit and had the 250 in his box!

    He said it was an absolutely wicked time though, go for it!
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Waiting list will be huge.
     
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    My mates brother went on it and got 20k. Waiting list will be years though man.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    if i was in that audience i would be laughing my fucking ass off. WWAAAAAAAY YA COUPLE OF FANNIES!!!! GET IT UP YE
     
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  15. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    application has been sent!
     
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    When i watch it live Noel seemed a bit touchy feely with the young girls on the show. He said hed like to talk about this one girls clothes after the show. Was kinda weird.
     
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    aha that bird that blew the 250k fucking jokes ahahahahha
     
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    So people apply to get on this shit and be tormented by having cash prizes they were never gonna see in the first place get taken away crom them? I don't get it, does competing require any kind of skills? I mean you're just saying random numbers out loud and shit.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    if i went on there id definately knock out noel. such a tosser!
     
  20. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    i read somewhere that they only pick the more 'interesting' people to come onto the show.
    So come accross a little eccentric. Maybe tell them you piss yourself at the first sign of stress.