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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by kama, Feb 9, 2014.

  1. kama

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    Help a brother out. It's been years since I've had the pleasure of entertaining a fresh woman. I've lost my imagination. I need inspiration and ideas. This girl is well versed with the streets and cannot be tricked with any kind of sorcery. I need to keep it real.

    IGOR, WHAT I DO?
     
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    take her to a squat party... works every time.

    except it doesn't.
     
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    Take your own advice and be yourself.
     
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    Pubs always a good place, you can have a few beers then play pool to break the physical barrier
     
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    are you going out with ross kemp?

    anyway... just be generic and take her out for a nice meal, bitches love meals.
     
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    Adventure golf
     
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    All valid suggestions so far. You know in sitcoms the guy always waits at the table in the restaurant reading menu drinking water eating breadsticks, that cannot be the ideal strategy.
     
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    I know a guy who can sort you rohypnol
     
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    and i once looked at a hedge. whats your point
     
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    Sounds more exciting than mini golf.
     
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    Just lick one of those candies properly right in front of her, look closely and you'll know exactly which candy I'm talking about.
     
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    frisbee golf imo
     
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    hehe
     
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    those aren't "candies"

    oh boy... definitely not candies.
     
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    Oh, and in terms of a good date...


    Last Friday of the month the Natural History Mueseum is open til 10.30pm. They serve booze and you can walk around with it and look at the exhibits n that. I did that as a 2nd date (followed by a trip to a Shogun Audio night after) and it worked a treat as the girl I took on that date is now the missus

    Obviously this only works if you're:

    a) in London or close to

    b) are linking a yat who likes booze, dinosaurs and drum & bass
     
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    BOOZE SOAKED YATTIES.
     
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    does the science museum do the same thing? science museum is raaaaad.

    any "yat" that is not, is not worth my time.
     
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    I think unfortunately no.... which is a shame cos that would be most live. I think we're planning on doing a Saturday trip there though at some point

    NHM is pretty cool too though. Drink beer, look at T-Rex then get penis wet - easy


    The Tate Modern does the same thing too.... Late At The Tate its called