Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Alert, Apr 7, 2015.
Yes yes, all very interesting but have you been informed about Cunt Badgers?
Let me tell you.....
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for therepassionate defense of their homesweilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entirepenis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaningoperation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
very true ivan. which is a russian name.
this kid at school used to offer people money if theyd eat a a a twig, or a worm or a bug or something, so he had this bug and he said id get a dollar if i ate it. i said id eat it if i got a jar of mayo, then he said hed eat the bug if i ate the jar of mayo, so i ate the bug and the jar of mayo.
easiest jar of mayo i ever made.
Indeed that was a fine story. It had suspense, romance, and a happy ending. But I need to know, was it real mayo?
i barfed it. so there is a twist to the story too. unexpected! twist! and then we explode a truck and make it flip like on matrix
R E S P E C P MOTHAFUCKA YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT
@hyperd4eva tony whats the crack are you in town or what?
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