Daft Shit your Mrs has come out with ....

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    or if your a virgin3 ( Harry ) ... then any other women you know ... ill start ..

    my mrs ..

    whilst eating seafood sticks " so are these the crabs legs then " ... errrr yeah .. they got big block squares for legs ..

    also

    " i thought stars were star shaped with 5 points " ..... i didnt even reply, it didnt warrant a comment .. i couldnt even look at her for an hour after i witnessed her say that infront of people ..

    and last but not least .. today ..

    " my boss isnt at work at the moment, she has gone to Wimbledon to watch the tennis " ....

    5 minutes passes, alls good ... then

    " Saaaaaaaammmmm ....... where is Wimbledon held " ...

    i just look at her .. saw she was serious, laffed and pointed...

    and she says " oh .... in Wimbledon right ? " ... still with a slight air of uncertainty ..
     
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    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    my irish ex thought chimney was pronounced "chimley" for some reason....

    oh and she thought Jimi Hendrix was irish...

    so i corrected her that she must mean the black guitarist from Thin Lizzy...

    only for a week later for her to have a Jimi hendrix poster up in her room thinking it must be the Thin Lizzy guitarist.......
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i always find that girls tend to 'fix up' when they hang about with me for a while, dont know why though.
     
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    My chick asked me if she could come out the kitchen, I swear the women are getting more backwards
     
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    My girlfriend asked me to stop hitting her, you believe that shit?
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    off the top of my head... "I'm a vegetarian"...



    crazy lady
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    if you break up with me ill get you knocked out....

    mad bitch
     
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    "I Love You"

    Yeah, thanks...
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Fixed
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Because you're a tart, come on...
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    I'm afraid that i don't own a camera....or a computer, i'm posting this with my toaster, allright fine, i don't own a toaster
     
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    I can't hear her cretinous rattlings from the Kitchen.
     
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    "I want a baby."

    And I don't just mean the usual broodiness that all women seem to get in hormonal phases. I mean, phoning me at 4am out of the blue to tell me about the dream she'd just had where we had a baby together. And then going to serious lengths to actually try and get pregnant despite my reluctance.

    Bearing in mind that at the time we were 19 and 18 respectively, I was in my second year of uni and she was about to start herself.
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Rather be foreveralone.png than listen to some of this pony.
     
  19. Kobi

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    women are fucking dark
     
  20. groelle

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    definately this!