Daft Shit your Mrs has come out with ....

EWOKS

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or if your a virgin3 ( Harry ) ... then any other women you know ... ill start ..

my mrs ..

whilst eating seafood sticks " so are these the crabs legs then " ... errrr yeah .. they got big block squares for legs ..

also

" i thought stars were star shaped with 5 points " ..... i didnt even reply, it didnt warrant a comment .. i couldnt even look at her for an hour after i witnessed her say that infront of people ..

and last but not least .. today ..

" my boss isnt at work at the moment, she has gone to Wimbledon to watch the tennis " ....

5 minutes passes, alls good ... then

" Saaaaaaaammmmm ....... where is Wimbledon held " ...

i just look at her .. saw she was serious, laffed and pointed...

and she says " oh .... in Wimbledon right ? " ... still with a slight air of uncertainty ..
 

spiderfran286

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my irish ex thought chimney was pronounced "chimley" for some reason....

oh and she thought Jimi Hendrix was irish...

so i corrected her that she must mean the black guitarist from Thin Lizzy...

only for a week later for her to have a Jimi hendrix poster up in her room thinking it must be the Thin Lizzy guitarist.......
 

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I'm afraid that i don't own a camera....or a computer, i'm posting this with my toaster, allright fine, i don't own a toaster
 
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"I want a baby."

And I don't just mean the usual broodiness that all women seem to get in hormonal phases. I mean, phoning me at 4am out of the blue to tell me about the dream she'd just had where we had a baby together. And then going to serious lengths to actually try and get pregnant despite my reluctance.

Bearing in mind that at the time we were 19 and 18 respectively, I was in my second year of uni and she was about to start herself.
 

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"I want a baby."

And I don't just mean the usual broodiness that all women seem to get in hormonal phases. I mean, phoning me at 4am out of the blue to tell me about the dream she'd just had where we had a baby together. And then going to serious lengths to actually try and get pregnant despite my reluctance.

Bearing in mind that at the time we were 19 and 18 respectively, I was in my second year of uni and she was about to start herself.
women are fucking dark
 
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