cunts. [nsfw]

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by armed mk3, May 24, 2012.

  1. armed mk3

    armed mk3 New Member

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    Hi, thought i'd drop by, see how everyone is. Also, would really like my old account back....only wanted to be banned for a couple weeks.

    Anyway, I gone and done did get a job. Starting at Currys in a couple weeks.

    And the guy who's here plastering my airing cupboard is apparently good friends with wickaman, conversation got a little less awkward.

    What's new?
     
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  2. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    some lilttle faggot signed up to the forum again!

    but in all seriousness, well done for getting employed.
     
  3. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    He got a jeerrrbb
     
  4. armed mk3

    armed mk3 New Member

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    I did, and no thanks to you lot. Except maybe the thought of sitting around here all day and becoming like you lot was starting to frighten me.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HELLO OLD BOY. HOW THE HELL YOU BEEN. YEAH. OH ME NOTHING JUST DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO. IE CANCER. LOVE KARL.
     
  6. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    went to the park yesterday and im brunt to shit. healthy dose of the skin cancer and all that.

    well done with the job! try and not get sacked this time eh. ;)
     
  7. Dubsta

    Dubsta Well-Known Member

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    your the famous armed????????...............i was recently compared to you by a few idiots on here.....fuck knows why
     
  8. armed mk3

    armed mk3 New Member

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    you mean to say you don't know me? i certainly know you dear boy...i know you very well.

    Plus i've been here about the same amount of time as you.
     
  9. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Fuck off I have a jerb and everything, currently sat in the canteen in The Shard surrounded by builders, couldnt be more out of place, I feel like a cunt.
     
  10. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    welcome back ahmed, curry's you say... you lucky little blighter
     
  11. armed mk3

    armed mk3 New Member

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    yeah, my cousin who worked there a few years back, went in and asked the manager if they have any positions available and recommended me, completely unbeknown to me until i get a call from 'em.
     
  12. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    All about who you know son

    And now when ever I see the word armed I still read it as Ahmed, so fuck you :teeth:
     
  13. armed mk3

    armed mk3 New Member

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    hours are shit though, my contract's for 6 a week at near enough minimum wage, but will probably be filling in a few extra shifts, just need the experience on my CV really.
     
  14. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Wellcome back Raj
     
  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    hello sailor
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude i just remembered, i almost got gayed in the park last night. went to session like you do on wednesdays, drinking heavily in the studio with the boys, writing drum and bass talking shit. which is fun and there was quite alot of belgian beers last night, which is good cos theyre strong. so get drunk, but like ten beers in, its time to go home. the tram stop is next to the park so i nip in for a quick piss. on the way in, i meet a fat woman in an electric wheelchair which didnt bother me much, and close after is what i figured to be her man. an older latin american gentleman look like mid 80s diego maradona in a wifebeater, and fannypack. didnt bother me much neither, i went in behind the nearest nothing, wasnt nothing there to cover me but i dont care, im mc public urination, so i whip it out and start to piss when in the corner of my eye that guy does a 180 and jumps in the bush behind me. hes got his back to me, so i figured he was in for a piss same as everybody else, no big deal, until he sidles up next to me, with his wang out, looking over my shoulder! say man what the fuck is you doing i shouted and he scurried off like scared hamster, i couldnt fucking believe it, he was trying to gay me in front of the police station and everything, the nerve of this fucking guy. so im stood laughing uncontrollably there for a while and then i went to the tram stop and stood there trying to fix the damn cables on my mp3 when i see the fucking guy jockin down the street with his bitch in the robotic wheelchair hollering at me HEY HEEEEEEEY HEYEYEY EEEEY i couldnt believe it
     
  17. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    you made that up Karl you were the man with his wang out in the park maybe,,.....the rest is your fantasy
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i did have my wang out you speng the story specifically says i had my wang out, 'whip it out' means to take out wang so as to whatever etc etc. how come you dont know that.
     
  19. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    6 hours a week at minimum wage is barely classifiable as a job, but nice one anyway
     
  20. armed mk3

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    i know, but i can still claim JSA, and will probably get some evening bar work on top of that.