CUNTBOLLOCKS

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Is it possible that every boss in eth known universe has a pair of cunt bollocks...ie they are well brave until they leave the office, then their balls turn to cunt. (AKA slag your slagging boss )Discuss
     
  2. overdazed

    overdazed Real O.G.

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    i was working a cocktail bar, n i was brining a bottle of wine to a table of my bosses friends

    was wearing a bracelet thing with strings hanging down of it
    n the strings went in the dudes drink with my boss right over my shoulder when i put the bottle on the table

    dude went crazy , boss went crazy was so fkn embarrassing
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    why a stringy bracelet son, you fucking hippy or something. Did you have to rim his friend or nothing ? Your story is lame
     
  4. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    bastard hippies
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  5. overdazed

    overdazed Real O.G.

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    cheers fella :teeth:
     
  6. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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  7. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
    When I met you
    I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around
    Turned you into someone new
    Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet
    Success has been so easy for you
    But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
    And I can put you back down too

    Don't, don't you want me?
    You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me
    Don't, don't you want me?
    You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
    It's much too late to find
    You think you've changed your mind
    You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
    Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me oh
    Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me oh
     
  8. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    This one time while I was working in the park, I used my all powerful intelect to invent an enternaining and dangerous fair ground ride style carousel thing by combining one of these

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    with one of these things

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    My two stroke powered centrifugal journey came to a sudden stop as the swivel chair spun so hard it toppled [a similar experience physically scarred me for life when I was like five] and threw me off, as I gazed giggling, dazed and confused to the sky which just wouldn't stand still the visage of my boss loomed over me, fuming. He didn't say a word but looked mad as fuck and like a week later I got sacked along with a mate who scored me a catering job after.
     
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  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Nice story but did your boss have have cuntbollocks or not

    ---------- Post added at 23:39 ---------- Previous post was at 23:38 ----------

    but tell us about the apologetic rimmings
     
  10. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    My boss was a giant cunt for firing me.. But he gave me a bullshit reason which means he has no balls, I'm not sure where this leaves us...
     
  11. overdazed

    overdazed Real O.G.

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    hmm ... maybe

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  12. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    something for the weekend