creepy statue

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by richie_stix, Oct 15, 2013.

  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Dude i totally watched like a low budget movie/documentary based around the history of this, it was proper deep, really got to the core of the subject matter...
















































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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yup hes a fagot alright. but just for protocol, can i get the egyptian practice of worship of the nile crocodile in there. the nile crocodile, unlike other all others, of its kind, alligator and crocodile alike, goes searching for human meat, by preference, not by neccessity, and, as it were, accident. during long summers of drought, the crocodile could be found wandering the fields, just waiting to eat a human. this translates to the egyptian god "sabek", whom they said was made flesh, in his tempel, as a nile crocodile. to which they would throw infants and toddlers. when sabek incarnate died, it was bronzed and kept in the temple. dont think the human sacrifice ever stopped.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    ahahahahahhahaha fuck am in stitches.. post of the year
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude. its october. op = fag is not. post. of. the. year. you utter and total and fucking imbeciele. mietje.
     
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    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    Post of the year, gentlemen.
     
  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    quite clearly magnets at work
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    It starts to get real depressing 1.03 onwards. Seriously, how anyone can subscribe to that kind of thinking in the 21st century is beyond me.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    yes sam 2010
    how very 2013 of you
     
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  11. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I agree with Marklar. Sam2010 is so 2011.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    So 2000 & l8 m8
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  14. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Wasnt it moving because of the vibrations of the museum guests or some shit like that?
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    How a museum worker is thick enough to think it's a curse is beyond me.
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i imagine the poor fellow was told to say it by the museum... marketing init

    clearly differential friction at work (caused by mummy ghosts)
     
  17. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Think someone worked out that this was caused by the ground vibrations from the tube. Much like when you leave a pan on the hob with the washing machine on a spin cycle.
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nonsense, clearly, it is curse. come on buddy
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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